Princesses don’t wear lab goggles or play in the mud, right?
Growing up, Zipp pondered what it means to be a princess.
Takes place before the G5 movie.
Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.
Princesses don’t wear lab goggles or play in the mud, right?
Growing up, Zipp pondered what it means to be a princess.
Takes place before the G5 movie.
On one day each year, Celestia and Luna turn control of the sun and moon over to a group of the most powerful unicorns in Equestria. Twilight is finally old enough to take part.
But she can't.
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Winner of the Princesses Not Included Writeoff event. Thank you to all of the participants for both your support and your help in bringing this to its current form.
Cover art courtesy of the wonderfully talented CosmicUnicorn.
Now available in Spanish, courtesy of SPANIARD KIWI.
Rival camp counselors get each others' goats, but they've goat a bigger problem to address at summer camp.
- Chapter 1 is stand-alone if you want to avoid 'content warning' tags.
- Chapter 5 touches on some dark issues. To avoid, read that chapter's first segment, then skip to its final two.
Content Note: (throughout) massive jerkery, insults against earth ponies, pegasi and donkeys, mild 'naughty words' [not enough for the tag], bullying, southern-ish accent, (ch. 2) reference to past domestic violence, background & historical intercourse, (ch. 3-5) Narcotics involved although not glorified, (ch. 5) past assault discussed; "tawdry" museum mentioned; (throughout) new yawk-adjacent accent (using 'youse' for plural AND singular ).
Era: The year before the Summer Sun Celebration that brought us Nightmare Moon in Episode 1, Season 1.
An entry in the Fiddledust competition, themed "Kids of Summer"... which obviously was referring to goats. (Results). Excerpts from the Judge's Review:
"...Goats of Summer delivered one of the most creative takes on the prompt in the entire contest. ... an intriguing, brilliant world ... watching them (try to) interact with one another was exceptionally hilarious. The story was full of special and unique plot points that flowed so well into each other, with an ending that capitalized on the buildup and story threads that have been woven together over the course of the entire story. It was absolutely memorable and a great read!"
Image: Source on the image itself as a link. Rights (only to the image) at the link.
Rainbow Dash finds out that Twilight's mother is the real identity of Silky Dusk, the author of the Daring Do books.
Excited by her discovery, she writes a fan letter.
Things only go downhill from there.
(Written before Daring Don't)
Proofread by RainbowDashie1001.
(Russian translation courtesy of Korryamber)
(Audio reading by KhaosSparkz)
(Audio reading by Ironwolf)
(Audio reading by Landon)
When Rainbow Dash's newest trick backfires spectacularly, she and Fluttershy find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere. Together, they'll have to survive and find their way back to Equestria and Ponyville...no matter how far the journey.
Now with a Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Apoteosis-1-3-857109863
(Originally submitted to Equestria Daily)
Art by katwalk.
Why won't everypony leave Cheerilee alone about being single?!
(Featured on EqD.)
(Audio versions by Mr Kenyon and FarnesyFudge.)
Ladies do not avoid their problems. If a lady finds herself facing down a lonely Hearts & Hooves Day, she should smile and gracefully accept her lot in life, patiently trusting that more enjoyable times are on the way.
A lady certainly doesn't chase a stranger down the dreary streets of Canterlot, even if that stranger does turn out to be the Madam Inspector of the Equestrian Games. Loneliness and creative distress are no excuse for wild behavior. A lady should know better.
But Rarity has never been just a lady.
Originally an entry in the "End of an Era" Writeoff.
Spanish Translation from Spaniard Kiwi!
Silver medalist in the July 2016 Writeoff!
Gold place winner says nice things about it!
Gosh I love exclamation points!
Hahahaaa!
The School of Friendship is burning down.
Happy holidays.
Written for GaPJaxie as part of the Jinglemas 2018 event. Edited by MrNumbers, Pearple Prose, Undome Tinwe, and R5h
Sunset Shimmer had everything one could ask for. Celestia's best student, wielder of the element of magic, recently crowned alicorn princess of friendship. Everything was perfect.
Then why did it feel wrong?
This was her calling, her destiny. This was the life she was meant to live.
Was it not?
Why did the world around look so alien to her?
Why did it feel like somewhere, somewhen, something had happened the wrong way?
There is a bit of truth to every legend, though the ravages of time can bury it deeply. Myths and lore become twisted, melded, and torn the longer they are around. One of Equestria’s oldest legends is that of Nightmare Moon. It is the core of Nightmare Night and the excuse for children to go out asking for candy with a single, common rhyme.
Nightmare Night, what a fright. Give me something sweet to bite.