Rival camp counselors get each others' goats, but they've goat a bigger problem to address at summer camp.
- Chapter 1 is stand-alone if you want to avoid 'content warning' tags.
- Chapter 5 touches on some dark issues. To avoid, read that chapter's first segment, then skip to its final two.
Content Note: (throughout) massive jerkery, insults against earth ponies, pegasi and donkeys, mild 'naughty words' [not enough for the tag], bullying, southern-ish accent, (ch. 2) reference to past domestic violence, background & historical intercourse, (ch. 3-5) Narcotics involved although not glorified, (ch. 5) past assault discussed; "tawdry" museum mentioned; (throughout) new yawk-adjacent accent (using 'youse' for plural AND singular ).
Era: The year before the Summer Sun Celebration that brought us Nightmare Moon in Episode 1, Season 1.
An entry in the Fiddledust competition, themed "Kids of Summer"... which obviously was referring to goats. (Results). Excerpts from the Judge's Review:
"...Goats of Summer delivered one of the most creative takes on the prompt in the entire contest. ... an intriguing, brilliant world ... watching them (try to) interact with one another was exceptionally hilarious. The story was full of special and unique plot points that flowed so well into each other, with an ending that capitalized on the buildup and story threads that have been woven together over the course of the entire story. It was absolutely memorable and a great read!"
Image: Source on the image itself as a link. Rights (only to the image) at the link.
Shouldn't you add the required red tags, then?
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The plan is to do so when we reach the required chapters.
Today, we only have chapter 1 published, which requires no tags and can be read stand-alone. I included the note about chapter 5 early as a courtesy for pre-planning purposes.
Tomorrow, with chapter 2 will come the first warning tags, as was noted on the story's cover page beneath the "hr" jump line. (Depending on screen size, the full "content note" discussion may require a click of the "More" button).
* Changed "covers some" to "touches on some", which perhaps better represents their presence in that chapter.
Saved for goats,
only
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If you're a goat-fic-ionado, you may also like:
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Invest in magic! Conquer Equestria! All this can be yours*! (*for a fee, payable to goat.)Meanwhile, for more from goats closer at hoof: Stay tuned.
Surprised we don't have a really goat group.
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It's already red, read, faved and in my secret but not so secret collection.
This is a narrative whirlwind! :O
gorgeous paragraph to start off with
really feeling the character voice in this paragraph
somehow, yes, this dialect is as pegasus as Fiddlesticks' is earthpony. between this and the "bird-brained" from earlier, the view from Fiddlesticks's perspective is really well-expressed
classic pegasus flirting
aww at least there's some self-awareness there!
hehe love how Fiddlesticks can't force herself not to be impressed
ooh now that's a story
aww that is how i imagine intra-pony racism to be! glad Fiddlesticks stood up for herself and her campers
hehehe so that is what the "they could stack" meant from earlier
ahaha love this! if i were a pony i would totally become a goat art connaisseuse because art is supposed to be challenging
very goat so true
it’s so fun learning all the animal husbandry-related vocabulary we have in our language from ponyfics. and goats being their own drovers, like ponies pulling their own carts, is just a delight
hoowee now that is a crass countryism
aww love how equine this is
then the contrast with the magic-mediated layer of culture and meaning on top of that equine core, augh this is art
necessary pun
can’t imagine LD reacting any other way (and wow she really is just an extra Rainbow Dash)
hahaha
huh, i always thought of her coat as a pale yellow so the “lime-coated” really threw me! and yes causing all sorts of trouble due to a child’s misunderstanding is very on-brand for her
yay canonical bureaucracy
ooh nice! i guess this is a pony taking on a new name after getting their cutie mark, which explains how pony names match their cutie marks more than you’d expect by chance?
it’s interesting since one wouldn’t expect a human boy who is unusually buff and strong to be bullied by his peers, but since it’s not a positive trait for a pegasus…
ahaha what a clarification, love it
dang this culture is very relatable for me
aww, memories! Fiddlesticks is not very good at forcing herself to not think about things
yeah that does sound like a very big ask on the pegasi’s part!
ehehe just love Lightning Dust’s jerkish charm. and i always love statements that may turn out to be ironic later
she is such a jerk i love it
oof, that is why i hate nature
classic pegasus flirting
ah, love how well-done this is! Lightning Dust saying incredibly forward things while still being very believable as simply straightforward and crass rather than interested, contrasting with the more serious Fiddlesticks, this is great stuff
aww, love the worldbuilding bringing in all the minor species that are clearly already well-known by the ponies and casually living among them
ooh, love this distinction. Rainbow Dash’s cloudominium is by far the most luxe of the pre-Friendship Castle Mane Six homes, it makes sense that it doesn’t represent the average pegasus’s lifestyle
augh love this characterization of Fiddlesticks! and oof, Lightning Dust is really sharing her vulnerabilities now. lots of learning of her pain, and growth ahead i am sure
really nice rhythm here with “light dust” preceding “Lightning Dust”. bittersweet, lovely way to end the chapter
hehe, fun sound repetition here as well
as a city human i understand how the city ponies feel!
oof, well that’s one reason why ponies might avoid such things…
ooh, the kids did seem to be acting suspicious, and this makes far more sense than the prank i assumed
oof! that does sound a lot worse
heh yeah, not the best example for the foals! how did Lightning Dust even become a counselor, one might ask in a previous chapter
six ponies total, nice!
i would’nt be making fun of other ponies’ accents if i were youse, LD! also love how effortlessly she is a jerk
oof, FIddlesticks hits back a lot deeper
augh being a jerk as an emotional shield, love it
oof! maybe not the best thing to do a Sherlock Holmes thing about but definitely hit something with that
so Lightning Dust, so true
ahaha
daaaaaang knives are really coming out!
ooooooph! and as a Friendship Camp counselor, too!
huh, ironic since i could’ve sworn this is something Limestone Pie did
ah, what a mixture of feelings! really feels like i am in Fiddlesticks's head
ooh! love sapient animal worldbuilding based on possibly dubious articles
a very portentious title
foals getting into inadvisable adventures and accidentally causing disasters seems to be a pretty solid constant in Equestria
well that is certainly a way to combine their talents! love it
hehe, of course ponies would have their own version of this!
ah, accent Inception!
hehe, love the intertextuality. and yay Lightning Dust and Fiddlesticks!
i mean would a fic heavily featuring goats be complete without using this idiom?
oof! and now Lightning Dust is prodding at Fiddlesticks’s unresolved issues in her typical jerkish way. there is a nice symmetry there
dang, i really would’ve done the exact same thing as Fiddlesticks in her situation, especially at that young age!
and oof, such a well-worn story!
ah dang, what an off-screen arc for Bulk Biceps! and it makes sense for him to regress a bit from his newfound maturity when around Fiddlesticks again
augh, yeah. this is the strength of Lightning Dust!
ooh, love how not taking “Bulk Biceps” seriously had more behind it! and of course Bulk Biceps himself wouldn’t know it, making it another point of cultural difference between the two
and oof, linking back up with Fiddlesticks’s nurturing instincts. i can totally feel her position here, and this all feels too true to life
this explains why Lightning Dust’s suggestion earlier was so casual, and oof, the transactional nature of it contrasting with Fiddlesticks’s story…
haha are these based on actual Philadelphia museums?
oof, so many layers to unpack here! totally see this as Lightning Dust
and, oof. too true to life, in the saddest of ways
ah the use of “goat” as an adjective coming back from the beginning, perfect
lovely song, and new to me!
and full circle! great way to end it
out of all the stories i’ve read from you so far, this is the most different from the rest in being a low-concept, character-driven story with a conventional plot structure, and to me it’s all the more impressive that you can write such a great story in such a different style. sinking into Fiddlesticks’s viewpoint was such an immersive experience, complete with all the little cultural worldbuilding details, and the complexity and tragedy of these characters and their backstories was just a delight to absorb.
like so many of your works, this one is criminally underread, all the more so for there being more of a readership for more conventional stories.
and ugh, let me just gush about Fiddlesticks and Lightning Dust's voices one last time! just wonderful stuff
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Thank you again very much for the detailed read and kind words!
Re: Philadelphia Museums
Indeed.
Banned Literature.
First Republic
Liberty Bell
RE: Apple Bloom's coloration
... I may have color perception issues... Fixed from a lime to a lemon!
RE: Limestone Pie
- An interesting point! I will assume Limestone picked up the habit when she was seeing if the city or country life were for her. It seems like country ponies might have a bit of a coming-of-age decision-time in the city before they choose to return home. (ref: Applejack's youthful time in the city).
- Alternative explanation, Fiddlesticks hasn't seen anyone do it and possibly erroneously figures it is a city affectation. We'll just have to see if the habit arises again in future tales.
The dialect part of the distinct voices was an attempt to rise to the challenge in the discussion on PaulAsaran's blog comments, although Paul may not be aware.. Thank you!
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