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Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Conor is socially awkward which causes his friend Abner to constantly try to help him get over this problem. Finally giving in to Abner's wishes they leave for what was suppose to be a normal day at the mall, but that quickly transformed when they are transported to Equestria! They then proceed to live normal lives in Ponyville; owning a house, going to work, having relationships. However, while they live their new peaceful lives Discord's influence still lingers.

warning:: story is mostly slice of life at first and other elements will be seen as the story progresses. Same with characters.

This is my first fanfic so I would appreciate any constructive criticism thx

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro

Conner's was once a soldier in a war against... well, who it was doesn't matter since he seemed to be fighting against the world itself. Every day felt like it could be his last, and for his fellow soldiers, his friends... that day arrived. while fleeing for his life he hit his head and awoke to find himself in a strange new world with his body changed into that of a pony.

Soon he finds Twilight Sparkle, who gladly begins to show him around the peaceful town... a town with no war, no worries and no fear. Will he make an attempt to return home? Or is this new world just what he wanted to escape to?

Written by a friend of mine who asked me to post it on his behalf. I enjoyed what he had so far and i'm personally curious as to where this adventure is heading...

In the year 2050 Negotiations between the U.S and China go bad resulting in a full scale war. Jake Eld is a 17 year old Force Recon Marine who along with his squad fights through enemy after enemy but when then a nuke is dropped which collides with Eld's shield system on his armor sending him to Equestria.

Things are never normal in the Wild, Wild Capital Wasteland

After a mishap involving the Transportalponder, the Courier finds himself in a place he doesn't recognize. With no way back and nothing else to do, he decides that wandering into the nearest town is the best option. Being the Courier, things aren't that simple...

A Fallout: New Vegas/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover

The style alternates between omnipresent third-person and the Courier recounting his tale to... Well, take a guess.

Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 was stranded on the half destroyed Forward Unto Dawn due to a slipspace malfunction for several years. He finally wakes up when a nearby inhabitable planet was detected by what was left of the ship's electronics.

No point on staying on a half destroyed ship.

EDIT: Okay, how did this story receive more likes than dislikes, and more than 10000 total views?

A crossover between the Halo/Pony universes. It is centered around Richard B-294, a Spartan III part of a secretive Headhunter team; consisting of two men who often go on suicide missions into enemy territory. Richard is separated from his partner in an accident he can't remember and awakes in a strange ocean. Not knowing where he is he must survive using only his wits, weaponry, and help from candy-colored horses.

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Hired Gun and Serenity from "Fallout Equestria: Heroes" take a train ride as part of a job and cross paths Citquine and Celly from "Fallout Equestria: Wings" in this fun and completely non-canon stand alone adventure.

This story takes takes place in an alternate time line branching off some point after Chapter 11 of Heroes, so reading to that point would be helpful for understanding who the characters are. This story also takes place some time after the end of Wings, but knowledge of that series isn't too required.

In the frozen north of the Equestrian Wasteland lays a city, battered and crippled, but still clinging to life. It is beset on all sides my dangers.

Displaced griffins rage against the ponies they blame for the apocalypse. Madmares brood with their unquestioning minions under mountains of prewar technology. The Unity extends its malefic tendrils to sake it endless hunger for slaves. Unnatural horrors stalk the forests, consuming all in their path. A dozen factions rage against each other in wars of words, caps, secrets and fire, tearing at the very foundation of The Sovereign City. All the while an ancient threat prepares to once again, bathe its self in the blood and anguish of ponies.

Welcome to Flankorage.

(Comments are encouraged as this is my first attempt at fan fiction. The more feed back I can get, the better I can write.)