One beautiful morning, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a free salad. After a small amount of theft, assault, battery, and arson, she sits down to enjoy what is sure to be the best tasting salad ever.

...Or she would have, if it weren’t for the Equestrian Intelligence Service locking her up as a potential threat to national security. Now, Twilight must escape a maximum security holding facility hidden deep underneath Canterlot. And to do it, she’ll need a paperclip, a spymare catsuit, an escape plan, and an alliance with the dastardly Drakbog, King of Frogs.

For thousands of years, many have yearned to outpizza the Hut. Many have died in pursuit of this goal, and many more have gone mad.

Rainbow Dash may be the one to finally do it.

Now has a reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Now has another reading by TheMajorTechie

What happened to Big Mac after he ran off after Starlight Glimmer had made the stallion known for silence unable to stop? Cursed to say everything he had always held inside, how will Mac survive a day as every thought he has he says out loud. What will Mac do when he runs into ponies that he had always wanted to say something to, but held his tongue? Will Ponyville survive a uncensored Big Mac?

Just a fun little story I came up with as I have become completely blocked on Auction and Ghost Rider again. Also a early birthday gift to the ever so awesome Jake the Army Guy. Thanks go to Arbarano, Chief Maximus,Docontra, Jake the Army Guy, and The Masked Ferret for all the edits.

Thanks also goes out to Golden Vision and again Chief Maximus for having to deal with my ranting and belly aching.

You can now listen to this story, from two different readers!

Neighrator Pony version can be found here

DRWolf version can be found here

Featured 5/3/16

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With a new trick in mind, Trixie must acquire a rabbit from somewhere before her next magic show. Fate smiles on her as she encounters a rabbit with years of experience in show business, Bugs Bunny.

Upon asking for his services, Bugs declines Trixie's request for legitimate reasons. Trixie isn't going to take 'no' for an answer, but is she great and powerful enough to get the wascally wabbit's cooperation?

Written with the intent of making it feel like a Bugs Bunny short directed by Chuck Jones.

This was made for the, 'Who Crossed Over My Little Pony?' contest. It's something inspired by 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' as it's intended to use characters that made a debut no later than 1947 or ones that are found in the movie. And if you're unfamiliar with the movie, it's just a mystery surrounding a white rabbit in red overalls.

Cover Art was provided by Uz Naimat.

Your name is David. You lived in Ponyville for a few years now. During this time, you have developed friendships with the ponies, particularly the Mane Six. You have suffered some pranks from them and you decide that it is time to get them back.

Only question is, will you be able to escape from their retribution?

Twilight's relentless study of Pinkie's strange abilities leads to a horrifying revelation.

This site really needs an existential horror tag.

Featured on January 24th-28th, 2020

You stumbled apon facing the toughest challenge since coming to Equestria; fighting off three overpowered villains with a bell to take all the magic from the ponies. It is up to you to help stop them from getting more powerful by using yourself as bait. When Chrysalis encounters you though, a clever idea struck your vision.

To ask her out!

Cover art by mirroredsea

Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio

Sometimes, there are states of emotion that can overwhelm even the mightiest of creatures; or so they say. Queen Chrysalis had never taken stock in such tales, nor the creatures that told them. Until today that is.

Artist is hotkinkyshy

Have you ever heard strange voices in your head? Have you ever felt like your life is being observed or controlled by some omnipotent being? Twilight Sparkle has, and it's driving her up a wall; the FOURTH wall! Watch the hilarity ensue as Twilight hears the soothingly manly voice of yours truly!