Princess Celestia gets legit deaded by everyone's favorite bacon head.

Twilight Sparkle is called by the cutie map to solve a friendship problem. Eric Cartman has a problem, that being Eric Cartman. But Cartman doesn’t let Twilight know how incredulously stupid all this is. No, he decides to play it along and see how far the lameness can go.

The further it goes though the closer the blank stare of the meat mountain comes to cracking. 

Will the homosexuals finally get to him via the Rainbow Dash conspiracy?

Will the entire South Park Elementary school know that he took part in a ditty girl party, hosted by a pink pony?

Will his friends find out eventually that he was offered a Grand Galloping Dress, hoof sewed by a white unicorn?

Meanwhile Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick are looking for their friend, of whom disappeared after crumbling his fat ass down the library stairs and entered another world like some Narnia bullshit.

Will they manage to find Eric Cartman before Randy Marsh gets to do the voice over for Twilight Sparkle? Only time will tell, or a cow princess with sights of destroying Equestria, a milk cow whose milk are so bad that it causes princess Celestia to projectile vomit into princess Luna's mouth?

Contains: (In true South Park spirit) Swearing, sex jokes, gross out jokes, jokes about sexual orientations and the prejudices surrounding them.

(Rewritting) In a quiet little mountain town in Colorado, an elementary school is taking a field trip. When a few of them wonder off, they discover something that takes them to a new world. Equestria. In the evilest of all places, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Butters must find a way back, or literally die of boredom. (T, Contains a bit of bad language and references. Read at own risk XD)
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When what should've been a simple visit with a geneticist for some tests ends in disaster, Spike and Gallus suddenly find themselves the targets of a deadly conspiracy.

Now, running for their very lives, they have to work together so to uncover a stunning secret that has been kept from them both...for long enough.

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The Ghostbusters have taken on a hundred foot Marshmallow Man, the Boogeyman, and Cthulhu. But are they prepared to take on the dark ghost of an evil king that once terrorized a kingdom located in a land of magical talking ponies? MLPxReal Ghostbusters crossover.

This story is a sequel to Doctor Whooves Episode 13: Clockwork and the Doctor

The Doctor, Twilight, and Derpy head off to the Doctor's home dimension, but something goes wrong and they instead end up in a dimension where they were merely fictional characters in television shows. Things get even more complicated when they end up separated at a certain My Little Pony convention alongside two fans and a mysterious figure with an odd arsenal of powers appears.

Every daughter needs a father who supports them 100%

Written for Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad Competition

Flurry Heart has grown old enough to begin attending school. However, she may have been spending a little too much time around her father, Shining Armor. She's been acting...different than the other foals during playtime. During a parent-teacher conference, Shining is informed of her behaviors.

An entry in the Shining Armor is a terrible dad competition.
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Unknown to the rest of Ponyville, a certain inhabitant is not who he seems. There’s an alien among them who has seamlessly blended into the population for years. Now it will take the combined efforts of Twilight Sparkle, Spike the Dragon, the Mane Six, and a certain C.I.A man tho track down the elusive extraterrestrial before the world comes to an end.

My first crossover.

The sex tag is for innuendo.

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This story is a sequel to Doctor Whooves Episode 12: A Dalek in Celestia's Court

The Doctor has been living in Ponyville for several weeks now and Hearth's Warming Eve is just around the corner. However, the peace is shattered when a mysterious stallion from another dimension named Clockwork appears. As the a dark nightmare wreaks havoc, Twilight is forced to examine her true feelings for the Doctor and Clockwork must face the fate of his wife, Twilight Sparkle.