South Park; Trip to Equestria

by ThatCactusPony


Chapter 2

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you!" The pink pony that ran away before bounced over to greet the startled fourth graders. "I bet you remember when I saw you earlier today. I jumped up in surprise because I didn't know you, and I know everypony, that means that you're new to Ponyville!" The earth pony smiled.
"Eeeeuhhhhh..... Yeah we remember...." Stan looked up awkwardly. This ''Pinkie Pie'' was way taller than himself and the others, which ment she was probably like an adult.
"You should meet my friends! I told them all about you!" Pinkie jumped away. Stan glanced at Kyle, who shrugged. So the five followed the hyper party pony. She led them around the smiling faces of Ponyville and into a corner. There were five another ponies. They were all talking. One of them turned around to see the boys and smiled.
"Hello young colts!" She smiled. She was a purple pony with a dark purple and pink mane. She had both wings AND a horn.
"Hi..." Kyle replied.
"We heard you were new to Ponyville" the purple one said. "We wanted to welcome you personally! What are your names?"
The boys glanced at each other awkwardly. Then, Kyle stepped forward. "Well, my name is Kyle, that's Stan, Butters, and Cartman." He said, pointing a hoof to each of his classmates.
"Mm mmrm mmrmmmph" Kenny said.
"Ugh...what?" The purple pony asked in confusion.
"He said his name's Kenny." Stan explained.
"Strange names..." Twilight commented, in which the boys replied with confused looks. "Anyways, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle."
A white unicorn with purple hair walked up next. "Greetings! My name is Rarity."
"The name's AppleJack!" An orange, southern pony with a pale yellow mane introduced.
"You know me!" Pinkie Pie giggled.
Then, a familiar, blue Pegasus flew over. Stan gasped. "She's the one who almost killed Kenny!" He whispered.
"I'm Rainbow Dash! Don't suppose you heard of me?"
"No..." Cartman growled. Rainbow Dash snorted angrily in response.
"And OUR names are strange?" Kyle remarked.
"And this is FlutterShy!" Twilight pointed to a yellow Pegasus with pink hair. She was talking to another pony. "Hey Flutters! Wanna say hello to the new faces?"
"Oh... Um... I guess so..." She walked over, looking at the ground.
"This is... Um..." Twilight tried to recall their names. "Um... Kent, Butterscotch, Caramel, Star, and.... Kenny?"
"Da fauq?! Caramel?!" Cartman yelled feeling insulted.
"It's Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Cartman..." Stan facehoofed. "You were right on Kenny though."
"Oh... Well it's nice to meet you..." FlutterShy looked up and gasped. "Oh my... You're all so..so...ADORABLE!" The yellow Pegasus flew up, grabbed Kenny, and hugged him.
"Mmmph mrrm mm mmnm" Kenny raised his eyebrows and looked down at the others.
"Whatever Kenny, we know you're cute. Don't rub it in..." Cartman rolled his eyes.
Twilight laughed a bit, then looked down at the boys. "So, what are you doing all alone in the streets? Where are you and your families from?"
Kyle blinked. "What do you mean?"
"I mean your parents. What are they doing? I'd love to meet them!"
Cartman glanced at the others. They were silent. Kyle stood there, unsure how to respond. Then the red earth pony stuttered, "O-our... P-parents?......oh God..." He started to sniffle, than broke into a sob.
Twilight frowned. "What's wrong?" She asked in a worrisome tone.
Stan, Kyle, and Butters glanced at each other, than at Cartman, who sat on the floor weeping. Stan sighed, and in a shaky voice, he replied, "Um...You see, we're brothers. Our parents...d-died last year in a car crash....."
"WHYYYYYYY" Cartman cried. Stan started to sob too. Butters soon after. Kenny wrapped his hooves around Fluttershy's neck and buried his face in her chest. Kyle stood there for a second before bursting into tears too.
"W-why do people have to remind of of what we don't have?!?" Kyle chocked, then hugged Stan in a cry.
The six older ponies looked shocked. Twilight teared up. "Oh... I'm so sorry..."
"Oh you poor things!" FlutterShy cried. She put Kenny down by his "brothers". "Don't worry, you can stay at my house! I'll take good care of you! I'll take you there at nine." She hugged all five of them, then flew over to the other main six. The boys stopped crying.
"Damn that's like the 15th time now that that's worked...." Stan whispered.
•.•.•.•
"We just have to go to the EverFree forest, and we'll be at the cottage!" FlutterShy announced to the colts following behind.
"Why did you do that?" Kyle asked Cartman as they walked through the forest.
"We needed a place to stay, you got a place to stay..." He replied.
"Guess I should actually thank you for being smart for once..."
"Thank you Jewnicorn!"
"Shut up..."
Finally, they arrived at what looked like a decorative dirt mound with windows. "We're here!" FlutterShy smiled and opened up the door for them. The boys walked inside and looked around.
"Nice place you have. Seems cozy" Stan commented.
"Thank you! Now, make yourselves comfortable" FlutterShy insisted. The boys took a seat on the red couch. "Are you boys hungry?"
"Uh, yeah!!" Cartman exclaimed happily.
"Well, I have some apples, carrot sticks, a daffodil sandwich..."
"Do you have fries?"
"Yes, I have hay fries."
"What about chocolate cake?"
"Sugar isn't good to eat before bed."
"What about burgers?"
"Burger?" FlutterShy tilted her head in confusion. "You mean a daisy bun?"
"What the hell is a daisy bun?!" Cartman whispered to Kenny, who shrugged. Then he asked, "do you even eat meat?!"
"Why of course not!" FlutterShy giggled. "Cannibalism is bad!"
Cartman stared at her with narrowed eyes, before jumping off the couch. "Forget food! Screw you guys, I'm going to bed..."