South Park; Trip to Equestria

by ThatCactusPony


The Pretty Much Prolouge

South Park, Colorado. A simple, quiet town in the mountains. Nothing out of the ordinary ever happens to the peaceful folks that live there. But something exciting is going on. The forth graders are going on a field trip. What fun!
"Ugh!! This is SOOOO boring!" A boy with a red poofball hat whined.
"The other classes get to go to the museums, but we get to go to the nature preserve. It's just like the cow farm all over again..." Another boy, one with a green hat, added.
"This bus ride is taking forever" a fat child with a yellow poofball hat groaned while taking a handful of chips.
"Stan? You didn't happen to bring anything to do, did you?" The green-hatted boy asked.
"Sorry Kyle, if I did I would have said something by now." Stan replied.
"Crap! I ran outta chips." The larger fourth grader complained.
"Well maybe if you didn't eat so much Cartman..."
"Shut up Kahl, you stupid Jew!"
"Mmph mmm mpph mmm mmrm" Another forth grader said, voiced muffled by his orange parka.
"Kenny's right guys, we'll be there in a few minutes." Stan added.
"Yeah, then we get to be even border" Cartman sighed.
"It's 'more bored' dumb ass" Kyle corrected.
"Shut up Kahl!!! I say whatever the hell I want!"
"You know fellas, I'm kinda excited to see all of the cute animals at the nature preserve." A boy with blonde hair said quietly.
"Shut up Butters... Nobody cares." Cartman snorted.
The bus ride seemed endless, until finally, the forth graders arrived at the very fun nature preserve! The teacher stood in front of the bus aisle. "Alright kids, when you get off the bus, wait by the entrance with your group, ok?"
"Yes Mr. Garrison" the students replied in unison. They all swarmed off the bus and into a parking lot, where the doors to the nature preserve were. Stan stood by the bus, waiting for his group to get off. Suddenly, he saw something out of the corner of his eye.
"What the..." He starred in confusion at the forest, where it appeared something ran in. Stan looked over his shoulder to make sure no one payed attention, then ran to the forest. When he got to the tree line, he took one last glance, before charging in. The trees became bunched together, and the undergrowth grew thicker as he pushed through. Suddenly, a twig he pushed away whipped right back into his face.
"Damnit!!" He growled through clenched teeth as he put his hands on his cheek. "Screw this, I came here for nothing..." Stan turned around and pushed his way back towards the open space.
Just as he was about to go, he heard something that sounded like a cheesy sparkle sound effect. He turned back around. "Last time I checked, animals don't sound like that..." He muttered. Stan pushed back into the forest, using his arm to sheild himself from the branches. The undergrowth became thicker and thicker, until Stan finally broke into a small clearing. He coughed a couple times and rubbed his eyes. When he opened them, his jaw dropped. "What...is that..."
In the middle of the clearing, was what seemed to be a rainbow orb thing, levitating On a beam of light. Stan walked up to it hesitantly. "I've never seen anything like this before..." He whispered. He reached out a hand to touch it. It was only inches away when...
"Stan?" The black-haired forth grader turned around to see Kyle with Kenny, Cartman, and Butters.
"H-how did you guys..."
"Kenny saw you heading into the forest. We didn't need our group separated, so we came to get you. We followed a trail of broken branches. Plus, you dropped hat in here." Kyle held up his trademark blue and red poof ball hat.
Stan reached up to touch his head, never noticing that his hat had got caught in a tree. Kyle handed it to him.
"This doesn't really look like the nature preserve fellas..." Butters commented.
"For the last God damn time Butters, this isn't the freaking nature preserve!" Cartman screeched.
"Oh gee..." The blond whimpered, twiddling his thumbs.
"Anyway, why the hell did you run in here in the first place?" Kyle interrupted.
"Well, I thought I saw something, so I felt curious and checked it out. I almost thought it was a lost cause, but...." Stan stepped out of the way. "... I guess I was wrong."
All of the boys gasped in awe. "Mmm mph mmn mnmp mm?" Kenny questioned.
"I don't know... Maybe it's like...enchanted..." Stan suggested.
"I seriously doubt it..." Cartman crossed his arms.
"Well... It could be...and I'm usually the last to admit that" Kyle added.
"One way to find out...." Stan mumbled and approached the strange orb.
"No Stan! I wouldn't touch that!" Kyle warned. But it was too late. Almost immediately on contact, the orb shattered, filling the clearing with a whirlwind of rainbows. The boys were pulled into a torrent of colors and into a vortex. Everything went black.