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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Scootaloo reveals to her friends that she has a family. But she doubts they'll like who her sister is.

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Those annoying Cutie Mark Crusaders have always been a pain in Diamond Tiara’s flank, but Rainbow Dash adopting Scootaloo as a little sister was the last straw. Now Diamond Tiara is off to the Ponyville Hospital to shop for a new little sister of her own, but she should be careful.

She may just get more than what she expected.


Editing assistance by Peter, Sind, Bad Horse and Seether00
Cover picture by the fabulous Muffinexplosion on Deviant Art.

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It was a crystal clear day. She and her friends had gotten their marks, and then all of a sudden, the crystals broke. Two very important ponies in her life weren't there for her Cuteceanera.

All because of one measly trip.

Rated Teen for a scene near the end.

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"I've known since I got my cutie mark that my talent is getting other ponies to do what I want."

It's an unusual talent: one that has potential for great selfishness but also for great leadership. Diamond Tiara doesn't recognize that potential yet. She wouldn't even understand it if she saw it. All she knows is that there's something she wants.

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Twilight wakes up one morning to find herself in the body of a filly she doesn't recognise. And it seems like she's not the only one...

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After Diamond Tiara's redemption, everything was all sunshine and rainbows. Or so we thought. One Crusader just can't seem to let go of a scene that keeps replaying over and over in her mind.

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Xanatos Gambit: noun. A plan for which all foreseeable outcomes benefit the creator — including ones that superficially appear to be failure. The creator predicts potential attempts to thwart the plan, and arranges the situation such that the creator will ultimately benefit even if their adversary "succeeds" in "stopping" them.

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Starlight Glimmer had a painful fall, but she is more than determined to finish what she started. The message of Equality needs to spread across Equestria, and she knows just the mares who can help her...no matter how many years it takes.

But she soon finds out that raising six fillies that still represent the Elements of Harmony is easier said than done.

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HEARTH'S WARMING EVE is a time for songs and good cheer, but this year all is quiet at the Rich household. Waiting in the parlor with her father as snow falls and the night settles in, a young Diamond Tiara confronts a family tradition and a future she cannot change.


Editor: Meridian Prime

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Based off of this Comic from doubleWbrothers
The beginning of the Daughter Starlight Timeline

Starlight Glimmer caused some troubling problems with Twilight and her friends. What past caused this pony to go down such a path? How did Twilight fix such a horrible past to make this pony better?

Check out the sequel

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