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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Pinkie decides to go see Twilight, and while talking with her Pinkie realizes she may have made a big mistake regarding her recent interactions with Fluttershy. How will she process this information, and what will she do about it? (Takes place shortly after Filli Vanilli)

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All at once, I lost everything in my life, and was swept away to a new world in the body of this small... horse... thing. What now? Will I be able to find new meaning in this new world? Will I be able to get over the loss I've experienced? Will I ever confront that deep dark secret that I keep even from myself?

...and will I ever get used to not having hands?


Wooo my first fic ever! Always been a big fan of HiE fics so decided to give it a shot myself. Hopefully it isn't too depressing at the start, I have some cute ideas for some wholesome moments later on.

Edit 4/16/24: 250 LIKES!!! I'm running out of ways to say thank you!! But THANK YOU!!!

Edit 3/17/24: 100 LIKES WOWWWW
THIS GENUINELY BLEW UP!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENING!!!!! BUT THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Edit 3/15/24: FEATURED?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
Thank you all so much for all the support so far!! I wouldn't have ever thought that a little story I made on a whim would grow so large this quickly! I'll be trying my hardest to get new chapters out for you all >:3

Note: Tags may update as I continue the story. I’ll add tags as I introduce important characters.
Also, do note that this fic will contain transgender themes. If that bothers you, please leave.

Inspired by Greenhorne's Trust Once Lost and Boopy Doopy's Beyond Me.

Cover by Fireglow!

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Discord is confronted by an angry group in Ponyville for his actions in helping Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow. Fortunately, Fluttershy is there to defend him.

And even more fortunately, he knows that he can find safety and comfort with her.

Day Four of #FluttercordWeek2023: Safe Space

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The world had once again been saved. The Legion of doom had been defeated, turned to stone as punishment for their crimes. All was right in the world again. Except one mare doesn't think so.

Raven Inkwell was flabbergasted at what she just saw. Discord, the one responsible for starting the L.O.D. gets to walk free after starting this mess in the first place and it was in that moment, she realized the ultimate truth behind everything that happened over the years up to now and she plans to expose that truth to the one who needs to hear it the most and make sure that Discord and all those he worked with are punish for their crimes.

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The last thing Cozy Glow knew, she was about to be stoned; suddenly, she's in a mountain cabin, with Twilight Velvet asking her to color. What's the meaning of this?! Is Cozy Glow going to be ... redeemed? Or punished?!

Twilight Velvet knows one thing that her daughter Princess Twilight Sparkle has forgotten; that Cozy Glow might be a wannabe despot, a power-hungry pegasus who allied herself with Chrysalis and Tirek, but in the end ... she was only a filly. Twilight Velvet is determined to see just what kind of filly Cozy Glow really is, at her core. But can she be saved? Or is Cozy Glow truly irredeemable?

Written for the 2021 Cozy Glow Short Story Contest, for the prompt of "Cozy makes an unusual friend."

Contest: The 2021 Cozy Glow Short Story Contest

Second Place winner!

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Two weeks have passed since Twilight's coronation. It would seem that the Princess of Friendship has nothing more to worry about. But an unexpected guest from the Crystal Empire disrupts the princess's usual daily routine.

Fanfiction on Russian-language resources:
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ccee5-3c40-79a8-85a9-92a205203d94
https://ponyfiction.org/story/17546/
Translation performed by:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/535037/oranzinispegasas
Cover author:
https://vk.com/id600754676

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As she prepares to take over for her longtime mentor, Princess Twilight reflects on the tribulations that got her here, and what the Elements of Harmony intend for her to do next.


Contains spoilers for the finale of Friendship is Magic.


Cover art:
'MLP Villains' by chocolatepenado@derpibooru.org

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A bearded man who you and I know very well spirits Twilight and some of her friends over to Earth to help out with something called 'Christmas Eve'. It would've been nice if he'd properly asked her permission first, but we can't have everything.

A DS Christmas/Hearth's Warming special, without the annoying toy commercials (hurray!) or the mugs of steaming hot chocolate (bbboooo!).

Have a good one!

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Starlight Glimmer wants to make amends to her friends for accidentally turning them into puppets, and there's only one way she knows to do that: magic. Specifically, she intends to have the same spell cast on her so she can know what it's like. Surely this can't go wrong.

Rated E, so don't expect anything not appropriate for that rating.

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After attempting to impress the judges during her entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, something transpires that alters Twilight's life irrevocably, as well as the destiny of all Equestria. In a very literal manner, Twilight metamorphoses into the embodiment of magic, much akin to how Discord embodies chaos. How will this unprecedented transformation shape forthcoming events? And how will Twilight grapple with mastering the newfound god-like abilities that have been unexpectedly thrust upon her?

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