Discord has the post gala blues, and he ends up on Rarity's couch, bawling, eating ice cream and pouring his heart out about Fluttershy. Poor Rarity.

Spoilers from Meet New Friends But Keep Discord.

Dedicated to my friend Topher, who is going through a hard time. Hope this makes her laugh.

There are a lot of things Maud Pie could regret. Spending time with her sister Pinkie is not one of those things. Neither is going to a fancy party, like the Grand Galloping Gala.

Written for the May 2015 WriteOff: "I Regret Nothing."

Princess Celestia, world-famous chocolatier, is finally opening the doors to her mysterious chocolate factory. She's hidden five silver tickets in chocolate bars all around Equestria. When Apple Bloom finds one of the tickets, she gets to take a tour, along with the four other fillies and colts who found the tickets: Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails.

This parody is based off of the classic 1971 movie with Gene Wilder, and not the new one with Johnny Depp, because the new one sucked a giant pair of everlasting gobstoppers. Part of One-Shotober.

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Shining Armor and Princess Cadance love each other very much, this much is obvious to everypony, but what nopony knows is Shining Armor wasn't always on board with the idea of dating a princess. In fact, he was dead set against it because he thought it would end up ruining both of their reputations. However, the pink alicorn is more than willing to fight for their love and ends up making a bet with him unlike any before it.

Now Princess Cadance has three weeks to get Shining Armor to admit he likes her back, or run the risk of losing him forever.

New cover art is thanks to http://dm29.deviantart.com/ who is an amazing sport when it comes to the pics.

Meet Pipsqueak.

Pipsqueak, or "Pip" as he prefers to be called, has quite the imagination. There are times when he is a fearsome pirate, scourge of the seas of Equestria. There have also been times when Pipsqueak has fantasized about being a gallant prince, traveling the land, saving fair maidens, slaying wicked beasts, and being hailed as a hero by his peers. Not once did he ever imagine he'd get exactly what he wished for in the form of Princess Luna adopting him, making him an actual prince! Soon enough, Pip learns that being a prince isn't as glamorous as he thought it to be, and that there are more than a few downsides to being a part of the royal family. One in particular downside coming in the form of a nuisance named Blueblood.

On the other side of the coin, Princess Luna must adjust to her newly-found position of motherhood, balancing the task of providing her adopted foal as normal a life as possible for a young prince, while also making sure the nobility and paparazzi keep their hooves out of their business. Fortunately, this mare not only has the entirety of the Royal Guard, including her own Night Guard at her disposal, but her sister and niece also happen to be fiercely protective of the newest member of their family.

It's the perfect day: the sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, Twilight is in Canterlot, and a strange pony has come to Ponyville to narrate Spike's every move.

Wait, what?

The best way to enjoy a lazy weekend afternoon is to spend quality time with your friends and family and special someplushie.

What? No, it's not weird. Sort of. You can't prove anything. Go away.

As it turns out, not all I do is make music. I actually have a pretty decent talent making plush pony dolls on the side. It brings in good bits... on occasion, such as this one time a little baby dragon commissioned me into crafting him a white unicorn with a blue mane to snuggle with at night.

Then one day, about a week later, I suddenly found myself with more clients. Like... a lot more clients.

After an incident at a dance club in Ponyville, Twilight is thrown out for good. To her horror, she finds out that her dancing is the cause.

With the forming to the Ponyville Royal Guard, Princess Twilight Sparkle personally asked Flash Sentry to be the Captain of the Guard. But what they really need to work on is their bumps. With this in mind, Flash Sentry has plans for the Princess of Friendship. Personal plans.

This ship is based on the Kilalaverse.
Cover art credit goes to kilala97

Please don't yell at me for doing this. I actually like FlashLight.