We all have destinies, Trixie. There's no doubt about that.

But it is our actions that makes our destinies, not what people tells us.

(Sad, uplifting story)

All you wanted was a nice day in the park to relax. But soon, you're conscripted as a secret agent, underground, trying to deal with all manner of bullshit. Why is Bon Bo-I MEAN Special Agent Sweetie Drops dragging you everywhere, and what's at the center of this maze?

WARNING!: Contains puns.

Co-written with Eighth, who is nice and sweet and ruins all my best laid plans. <3

This story is a sequel to Wishing You Were Somehow Here

When a normal person gets a fever, they usually just stay in bed and wait it out. When Anon gets a fever, it's a much more dire matter. On this fateful night, Berry Punch is faced with one of her worst nightmares coming true: Anon is sick. Her next actions are crucial and she has to focus, even if her mind is running on horrifying overdrive.

Art by Eighth.

WARNING: Contains discussions on the topics of sickness, sex, and death. Death tag included for terminal illnesses, but no death shown. Not a usual anonpencil comedy.
This story is part of the Berry Punch's Broken Love series, but you do not need to read the other parts to "enjoy" this one.

This story is a sequel to I Am Sick

A few weeks apart doesn't seem so bad. Well, that is, until those weeks of being alone are actually happening. Then it can feel like hell. Fortunately for Berry, her absent love has left something behind to help her pass the days before he returns.

Warning: Contains discussions of death, depressing topics, mild sexual discussion, and the name Anon.

This story is a follow up to When You Least Expect It, but does not require that you read the rest of the series to enjoy.
Coverart by johansrobot

Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song, the one they're meant to sing together. It was the happiest moment of her life.

Until she realized he couldn't hear it.

An RGRE story

Wanting to have a little fun, you decide to go out and give the neighborhood cowards, the flower sisters, a little scare.

Unfortunately, for you it worked.

Humanity is dead.
It's members have been converted and brainwashed. Its homeworld has been absorbed, and its culture has been eradicated.
Princess Celestia couldnt' be happier.

Unfortunately for Celestia, there are beings out there who don't look too kindly on xenocide. Beings much more powerful than her...

Inspired by Rush's "The Conversion Bureau: Celestia's Silly Plan"

Author's note: For the record, I don't hate all TCB fics. My problem is with the ones that depict humans as irredeemable bastards whose only hope for salvation is to convert themselves into talking horses. They piss me off. They really piss me off.

You are Anon, one of the unlucky saps who went through a power lotto and came out with the ability to walk on clouds. Less a power and more a quirk, you are left on the sky city known as Cloudsdale, your only friend being Rainbow Dash, the coolest pony who has adorable gushes here and there.

Though the problem is that she's also a lesbian with no chances of her being bi. So you've pretty much crashed and burned on that potential love. Fortunately, her mom sets you up with the next best thing: herself.

Art by dsp2003

A commission for Not Enough Coffee.

Sometimes we all need a pick-me-up. When Derpy's husband is in need of one, she's there to help.

Edited by Note Pad and Soaring

Artwork by cottonsweets

Many months after Alex appeared in Equestria, he is living with the mare who took him in, and gave him a home. That mare was Lyra Heartstrings. Although the two fell in love, it was soon evident that she was not all she seemed to be.

The mare kept him away from other ponies, alienating him to all of Ponyville. He couldn’t get a job, nopony would make more then idle chit chat with the man in fear of what she might do to them. She was clearly, obsessed.

But enough was enough, he sees how wrong it is, and takes a stand against her. But that may prove to do more harm, then good to every-pony involved.

This will be a short story, around 10 chapters or so. Romance, family, a couple of dark/sad moments. Rated T for the moment. I doubt there will be any clop, major gore. But there may be violence and other abusive elements.