Let's just say your luck with the mares isn't all that great, two months in Ponyville and you've had your heart stomped on more times than you can count. That coupled with the fact you've lost your job, your house, and have barely enough bits to feed yourself means your life isn't exactly going so great. And after another botched attempt at a relationship you're ready to swear off of the whole dating game for good.
But after a night of drunken debauchery you awaken to find yourself in the service of Ponyville's premiere fashionista, you're willing to forget your previous pledge to the single life after she proves herself to be the kindest and most generous pony you've ever met, but only time will tell if she'll be your future lover or the next in line of a long list of mare's who you'd rather forget.

War is terrifying. When you've been at it for over ten million years, you tend to start to run out of resources. You also start to run out of ideas, and this can be particularly vexing if your people face annihilation if defeated. The warring factions of the Transformers, the Autobots and Decepticons, are locked in such a titanic death struggle.

The Decepticons rebuild one of their best spies into the likeness of a pony and send him to Equestria, a nation found on a planet during a top secret investigation. In an effort to study magic and quantify it, they hope to establish a valuable new energy source. However, their studies of the pony culture, though detailed, are barely comprehensive enough for their agent to fit in. Worse still, the spy must wrestle with the sensations of his never-before-used organic body, including the frequent and puzzling emotions that occur whenever ponies interact with him.

After the fall of Grey gravel the TF2 mercenaries must retire in Equestria. Will they make friends and learn the ways of the pony folk or will they bring their war into a new dimension? An idea that came into my head and also my first fic I've had actually posted.

Red Team had been given an assignment. It wasn't the usual sort of assignment. They were assigned to defend their base 'until further notice'...and then never received notice. All announcements sounded pre-recorded, and enemy assaults were few and far between. The enforced inactivity was slowly fraying the bonds of the team...

...until something unexpected arrived. A tiny creature appears one day in their fortress, in need of compassion and care. Somehow, she finds that in this group of strange individuals, as she becomes their baby.

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Crossover with Team Fortress 2.
Part of the PWNY-verse.

Edit: Since I get these comments a lot, I will say here, I've never played the game and don't intend to include much in the way of game mechanics, so please don't suggest such things.

Edit 2: FAN ART! for chapter 9 by G_Haze. Makes me so happy.
Edit 3: More fan art from G_Haze, This guy's amazing!
Edit 4: New fan art! by The Pyromanecer. Thanks so much!
Edit 5: More fan art by shiningkord98.
Edit 6: New Fan Art by The Pyromancer
Edit 6: More awesome fan art from G_Haze! So awesome!
Edit 7: New fan art by Pioneering Author

With Celestia executed, and everlasting night enacted upon the nation of Equestria, it seems all is lost for the side of the righteous. But with a mysterious force contemplating the implications of everlasting night, and the hatred and fear that fuels it, a time of reckoning approaches. At the helm of all of this is the insidious Nightmare Moon. How unlucky for her, that today is the day, that her soul will be measured, by the only one who can stop her. A god by many accounts, he is the whisper on the wind. He is the Curator of a world long gone. He is, Nasus ...

It is after the End War. Balance has been returned to the Three Kingdoms, and humanity has been restored. But what of the Horsemen? There is no need of such a force now, and many are reluctant to leave them free to roam without the Charred Council controlling them. But what to do with them? A decision is reached to send them to Equestria, a world that has, until now, been protected from the problems that face other worlds. However, the presence of newly discovered gateways to this pristine world threatens that tranquility. The Horsemen will have to help defend this innocent world, despite their own personal feelings about it

This story is separate from my other stories, though certain OCs may appear in other stories. As I have yet to play Darksiders 2, and have not read the published book or the comics, the personalities of the Horsemen may differ somewhat, though hopefully not too much. Enjoy