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One has to make a living right? A pretty good living. Well, that's Rainbow Dash's mindset. When she becomes tired of being a poor street performer, she accepts the offer to be a sailor on the brig, Ragnarok, and under a less-than-sane captain. With no experience of the seas, she and her friend, Berry Punch take to the seas. She must learn to be the best sailor or else be left behind in the watery doors of Tartarus. However, as time goes on, she learns about a strange secret war that has been going on for centuries. A war that she had inadvertently dove right into.

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An accident at the library changes Caramels life for the better.


My first Fic, I mostly wrote it out of a feeling of obligation i had after creating an account on the site...

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Hearts and Hooves Day will soon be upon us, and everypony has a Very Special Somepony to share it with. Well... everypony except Caramel. It has been three months since Sassaflash dumped him, and now he has to find a new marefriend by the end of the day, or else risk being lonely forever!
Pinkie Pie seems to think that she can help, but it will take a lot of effort to pull Caramel out of the emotional dumps and get him back on his hooves.
This is a Shipping Story that I wrote in the spirit of the fast-approaching Hearts and Hooves Day. Enjoy!

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A couple years back, AJ swore never to fall in love...but once she meets a certain young stallion, she can feel her promise begin to break.

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While helping with a particularly heavy harvest, Caramel is befallen by an accident that temporarily leaves him unable to work. Numerous emotions of guilt and sorrow are brought to the surface, particularly after a somewhat tactless comment from one of Applejack's cousins, and while taking time off to recover from the injury he has sustained, the tan-coated stallion gloomily laments over the misfortunes he has suffered over the years. Luckily for him, Applejack is there to offer her support and remind him that every cloud has a silver lining - as was indeed the case in Caramel's life story...

This story is dedicated to CaramelMLP and DespisedandBeloved of Deviant Art, and to those who lost their lives in the infamous Hyatt Regency disaster in 1981.

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Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship.

When Applejack and Rainbow Dash stumble upon the two stallions in an awkward situation, they find that their notions are... rather misplaced. Especially considering what the mares do together in their own private time.

A parody of shipping in general, including some tropes. Consider this a late April Fool's story! :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks to Sir Rustbucket, Loopy Legend, Fiend from the Darkness, and Holo for editing.

Rated Teen for some language. Sex tag is for sexual innuendo and humor.

And yes, the cover image is a Scrubs reference. Love that show. :heart:

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When pushed to the limit, the nine mercenaries escape to Equestria leaving all their problems behind and starting anew.

With no way back, they must adapt to their new lives and try to fit in into pony society and they must protect them from the unfinished business they left behind.

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Caramel is an honest hard working Ponyville regular who has all the friendship he could ever want. But a recent tragic turn in his love life has made him feel like less of a stallion. Now, after recoiling from his tearful loss, Caramel finds himself entranced by none other than the most beautiful mare straight from Canterlot. Where will this new love interest go for this young Coltanova?

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Caramel. The most forgetful pony in Ponyville, and the most forgettable. A harmless marespony who slinks along practically in the background unnoticed. And yet, as Caramel goes about his daily chores, the question becomes: Who exactly IS Caramel, and WHY are there so many lookalikes?

Base for cover image from Nickyv917 on DevART

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Caramel has fallen head over hooves for the mare of his dreams, and as luck would have it, Hearts and Hooves day is hooves! Armed with a hoofmade Hearts and Hooves day card, a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers, he sets out to capture her heart.

If only she didn't live ninety feet in the air.

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