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I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

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Caramel has fallen head over hooves for the mare of his dreams, and as luck would have it, Hearts and Hooves day is hooves! Armed with a hoofmade Hearts and Hooves day card, a box of chocolates and a bouquet of flowers, he sets out to capture her heart.

If only she didn't live ninety feet in the air.

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So.much.Daaaaaaawwwwwww :fluttercry:

Also :rainbowlaugh: this was funny

2125460 Well thanks, I'm glad somebody liked it:rainbowlaugh:

I'm the only person to comment :rainbowlaugh:

ohmicelestia! This was awesome! I loved it so much! Oh, you described the CMCs SO WELL. haha, :yay:

2126048 Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it:twilightsmile:

good fanfic since it was hearts and hooves day yesterday
:rainbowlaugh:

2128455 Thank you, hope you liked it!

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no problem! It was awesome.

D'awwww! This was adorable. :pinkiesad2:

Also: two things you never want to see at the same time:
Cutie Mark Crusaders
and
Siege Weaponry
:pinkiecrazy:

This was alright. I kinda felt the flashbacks were a little disruptive for the reading experience, but otherwise it was good.

+2 for including music, though. :rainbowkiss:

2574291 Thanks. It definitely isn't my best fic, but I'm proud of it nonetheless.

The last line of the description was enough for me to upvote this.:rainbowlaugh:

...a modern-day Leonardo Dahoofchi...

Lame horse pun is lame.:ajbemused:

...the heavily accented voice of Applejack blasted into his ear like a great big hillbilly blow horn.

...but that line makes it worth it.:ajsmug: In fact, most of the narration is the most creative comedy I've seen since... well, mine! I've found a kindred spirit! :rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss:

Because bowties are cool.

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Up.

That better be a completely unintentional reference to the soundtrack. Because if it is intentional, it's pretty lame.:facehoof:
(Oh no, is he going try to go up there with a bunch of balloons? Ugh, that would be so contrived.)

About ninety foot in the air.

Uh, that's feet.:twilightblush:

"Ask me something? Ooooh, you must want to... ah... Sorry Caramel, but I kinda already a special somepony for today."

but I kinda already have a special somepony for today.

"YEEAGH! There's this great new restaurant on the outskirts of Ponyville, and I just know you'll love it." said the hulking, crimson eyed stallion in pristine Canterlot Equestrian.

Now I know why this is in the crack ship group. Couldn't have thought of a better partner for her.
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Him, a common work horse, crushing on an element of harmony, a national hero.

And yet, they never get respect for it. :trollestia: What's up with that? Every fic I read the Mane Six are treated like the freaking Justice League, but in the canon show, they're constantly being overlooked.

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"WHAT?!" yelped Scootaloo, completely and utterly ignoring his orders "YOU like Rainbow Dash?"

Get over it Scoots, stop being so jelly. After all, RD dumped you literally after a week.

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"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MATCHMAKERS!"

OH GOD, THEY'RE SHIPPING AGAIN!

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"we're filly's silly!"

"We're fillies, silly!"

"Now lets go over this again." said Twilight as she magically lifted her cup and took a generous sip. "You like this pony, as in like like, correct?"

*sarcasm mode engaged* Oh gee, I wonder if this relevant to the plot? :trixieshiftright: Who in Ponyville could Fluttershy be crushing on? Why, it could be anypony!
BTW, Fluttershy would go to Rarity about this. No contest.:duck:

The pony was a red coated Pegasus with a mane of azure blue. A slender package wrapped in paper and sealed with a bow was tucked beneath one of his wings, and a crimson, heart-shaped card sat in his hoof. Rainbow Dash stood with him, beaming at him as if he were an old friend. She flung her forelegs around his neck in a hug, which he returned with great enthusiasm.

*epic sarcasm unlocked* WOW, REALLY? LOOKS LIKE RAINBOW DASH IS TAKEN. I TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING. I WONDER WHO WILL BE CARAMEL'S REBOUND GIRL? WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? WELL, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. CARAMEL WILL DIE ALONE NOW. END OF STORY.

"Well duh!"

*sarcasm shutdown activated* Huh. Guess it wasn't Fluttershy. Guess we'll never know who Shy was crushing on.

...

It was Big Mac, wasn't it?
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Short and sweet!

*Grins* very adorable and goofy fun. I confess the scene with Dash blowing the guy off felt very confusing as if she rebuffed him why did she wrap herself around his neck and lead him into her house? It sort of really heavily suggests she was blowing hot and cold.

4178545 Thanks. I'll admit that it isn't my best, but it isn't my worst either.

Such an odd pairing, but it works. :pinkiecrazy: A d'aaaawww worthy story.

How the heck did you figure AJ as a bully, though? :derpyderp2:

4937860 The bully thing and the odd coupling were both for variety's sake- a little something to set it apart from other fics. The way I see it; the odder and more out-of-the-blue the premise is, the more interesting the story is going to turn out.:trollestia:

4938848
It doesn't always work out that way, though. The AJ-as-a-bully thing, for instance, nearly threw me out of the story. :ajbemused: Especially considering she's now Caramel's boss in this continuity and I know I wouldn't want to even see a person who bullied me as a kid, let alone work for them. :derpytongue2:

Unless there was a good story involving AJ being turned around from her a-hole ways. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

4942481 I'm a stout believer that who you are as a kid doesn't define who you are as an adult. Plenty of my now friends used to be my tormentors back in my early days. Now that we've grown older and realised how petty our past conflicts were, we made up and now everything is fine.

S'all about the forgiving and the forgetting, man.

As for a fic concerning Applejack turning over a new leaf- let's be honest, this fic doesn't exactly justify a prequel. One-offs rarely do. :applejackunsure:

Funny, Well Written, And overall good Story. "8/8 It's okay" - IGN. "10/11 wud red evridey" - Guby. "Smashing" - FaZe Obama.

He scooped up the heart shaped box of chocolates and dumped them into his saddlebags next to the flowers. Chocolates and flowers, the perfect Hearts and Hooves day combination! A must have for any crushing stallion or mare. And a bowtie. Because bowties are cool.

Lol just like the doctor say

"Thank *huff* you *huff* Pinkie!" wheezed Caramel as he madly worked the pedals of Pinkie Pie's weird and colourful flying machine. Slowly but surely, the crazy contraption began to lift itself from the ground, gradually gaining height.

Oh yeah that's right I forgot that Pinkie Pie has a flying helicopter during the time when she wants to hang out with rainbow and Gilda back in season 1

" YEEAGH! There's this great new restaurant on the outskirts of Ponyville, and I just know you'll love it." said the hulking, crimson eyed stallion in pristine Canterlot Equestrian.

Oh wow Pinkie Pie is going out with bulk bicep very interesting shipping but okay he's a nice guy

Applejack, the filly from tartarus, had been intent on making his Caramel's life a living hell for as long as he could remember. She would steal his homework, spit in his sandwiches, fill his locker with gravel and had snuck enough tacs onto his chair to make his butt look like a pin cusion. She was, to put it quaintly, the embodiment of all that was wrong in the world. Nightmare Moon had nothing on this pony.

That doesn't sound like Applejack at all I mean I get it she's a kid and every kids go through changes but I feel like that's so out of her character

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MATCHMAKERS!"

The last time you try to do that kids you you made a love poison on Big Mac and Cheerilee and it did not go very well

Caramel's jaw dropped in utter disbelief as the hulking mass of wood and gears rolled down the street. Big Macintosh pushed from behind, sweat dribbling down his face. Ponies passing by would stop and stare at the mechanical behemoth he was moving. Finally, the massive, churning wheels came to a halt, and Big Mac promptly collapsed onto his side, gasping with exhaustion. On top of the wooden and metal mass sat the Cutie Mark Crusaders, their manic grins wider than ever.

I'm surprised that big Mac is helping the situation especially after what those girls did to him during the Hearts and Hooves Day

Omg this was a pretty funny story and also very cute as well so it looks like caramel has been really distracted with rainbow flying around that he didn't know that he was supposed to be working but luckily Applejack gave him a day off so he wanted to go to Rainbow to be has special some pony the only problem is how the heck is he supposed to get out there while her house is basically in the sky so he asked Pinkie Pie if she can help him and she basically let him borrow her helicopter bike at first it started out pretty well until he ran out of gas and basically crashed landed and then here comes the craziest kids in town the Cutie Mark Crusaders and they are willing to give him a helping hand even though their idea of launching him with a catapult is completely insane and it did not work at all because they gave him the wrong parachute and basically crash-landed into Twilight's house while Twilight and Fluttershy talk about to overcome her shyness to talk with somebody but the lesson was interrupted when he crashed landed and it looks like he could have just asked Fluttershy to help him to fly up there which I'm pretty surprised that Fluttershy can lift him but once he got up there his world was beginning to crumble when he saw rainbow with a different guy and he thinks that she's in love with him and basically he was heartbroken and just went back home but then there was a visitor he was going to tell them off to leave until he saw Rainbow Dash and he was not expecting to see her but he was pretty excited to see her and she did told him there was a guy but she already fell in love with somebody and basically to prove her point she kissed caramel which that is pretty adorable and they became a couple aww so cute I really like the story keep up the good work

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