Princess Celestia banishes Twilight's butt.

What would you do if you died and discovered that your whole life was a game? That you were someone else's pawn? That the entire world was run by a guy named Phil? And what if you could try over again? Would you do anything to return to your life as it had once been?

Button Mash would.

Inspired, in part, by THIS.

Prereading by TGM.

Crimson Fang is new in Ponyville, after years of moving around with her older sister Arsonya. Finally hoping to not be judged over whether being a thestral or ginger, she's excited about school. The only main problem is that she keeps getting hit in the face with these weird, text bubbles. She just rolls with it.

This is an Ask themed story. Ask her questions in the comments section if your up to it. Tags and characters may change in time.

Hear ye, hear ye, ponies of Equestria! Our benevolent Princess Luna hath taken it upon Herself to begin a column, in which She shall administer Her wisdom to anypony who so desires it!

Behold, the origin of the questions: Here and here.

All art used in this work was found at Royal-Exo's deviantart page—Luna suggests you check it out.

Cover art by the very talented Jayesixx

Watch the fic trailer here. Just copy and paste this into your address bar:
http://animoto.com/play/hnf0IY8z6c5BnCFN4tamKA

Now with a prequel story!: "Ask Lovey Applebloom"

My name's Scootaloo.

At the moment, I've only got one purpose in life, and that's playing the part of a chicken. That's it.

My master keeps me in a chicken coop in the Everfree Forest. In other words, my personal tenth level of Tartarus. But, such is the life of a chicken I suppose.

Oh and to top it all off, I keep getting grilled by these weird-ass blocks of text that keep popping up everywhere.

So yeah, ask me whatever you feel like...or not. I don't give a buck.

Rated Teen for language.
Sex tag for a later story arc.

This is an "Ask Format" Story, where the readers send in questions meant for either Discorded Scootaloo, or Discord himself. Send questions in the comments please. Will have a few story arcs as well.

Due to site moderation rules, questions will be kept anonymous. But those of you that get your questions answered, you know who you are.

Disclaimer: If anything Scootaloo says sounds hateful toward whoever is asking, don't take it personally. It's SCOOTALOO talking, not me. I love all of you, and she hates all of you. Simple as that.

Also, this Discord is based off of the Season 2 Discord. As in, when he was still evil.

Welcome to the show, "Ask the Ponies!" The show where we interview and dare the magnificent ponies from Equestria. However, due to the rules, we must do the show in a "literate format" and not in script format. -whispers- We're not aloud too. So, on a totally unrelated note, leave questions and such in the comments, and we'll ask them in the show! (Cover art belongs to me)

Applebloom and her foalsitter have become very close, but Applebloom is starting to act more on the affectionate side towards him. Ask her about her situation.

This is an "Ask" Format Story, meaning after every chapter, questions should be left in the comments to either Applebloom or her foalsitter and crush, Chrome Hoof (OC).

Prequel to "Ask Discorded Scootaloo"

New Cover-Art from: http://miz-jynx.deviantart.com/art/Ask-Lovey-Applebloom-494431102

Pinkie Pie is hired by Ponyville's local newspaper to write an advice column.

Don't worry, she knows what she's doing!

Also, a quick reminder that we are not yet accepting new questions. If you submit any, you run the risk of them being answered in many months. Currently enough questions for up to 24 weeks total (including already published columns).

Tagged random because I don't know what questions I'll be getting.

Edited by WinterPony, nomotog, spideremblembrony, and Darkswirl. Proofread by SirRage.

Cover art by xPesifeindx.

(Psst. Featured 9/14/15!)(And when I updated on 8/19/18, as I suspected.)

Changeling Narris finds herself living with her sister and mother in ponyville. What challenges will she encounter?

If you cry, you're dead. If you frown, you're dead. If you in some way do something to make others unhappy, you're dead. And that is why everypony's perfectly happy. They can't afford not to be.

Queen Pinkamena Diane Pie. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? If only her former friends thought the same way! Why can't they see she is just doing this for everyponys' good. So they can all be...happy.

This is an ask fic.
2 sided story. 2 first person characters.