It cooks! It cleans! It doesn't actually do that! But it does shoot real good!

Since the dawn of time, ponies have asked themselves the important questions: Why are we here? What is my purpose? What is that fastest way to blast a hole through my kitchen door? Science has the answer! And the answer is gun.

Now join the most purple of princesses on a magical adventure! With proper application of gun, there's no problem that can't be solved!

Contains: Cursing, sexual innuendo, gun.

11/15/2020: Updated description to be more descriptive.

Note: I didn't change the Japanese text for the cover art. If you can read Japanese please pretend they all say gun so that everyone thinks I'm cool.

When delivering a gift to a sick Twilight, Pinkie finds herself lacking a sense of ground...

...in the most literal way possible.

This story is a sequel to The One Where Maud Gets Excited

Twilight Sparkle had been planning on making a trip over to the human world to spend time with her canterlot high friends and get caught up. She had been. Now she’s trying to figure out why the mirror portal malfunctioned, why she can’t seem to get it working again and why, dear sweet merciful Luna WHY there is a version of her named Twiggles running around her castle eating all of the carrots. Also Twiggles is a bunny.
 
It’s saturday, isn’t it?

Now with a reading by yours truly! [Click me]
Collab story written with Tom117z

A day in the life of a local camerapony and her journalist friend, having fun and making deadlines.

In the aftermath of Maud moving to Ponyville (or close enough anyway) Pinkie Pie couldn't be happier! Not only does she live near the best friends ever, she lives near the best sister ever! It's like, the best thing ever!

Of course there is Maud's new friend, Starlight. She is super into magic, like so into it she experiments with all sorts of weird spells. And sometimes, just sometimes, somepony gets a little too close to one of those spells...

I mean, what could go wrong with two enchanted rocks meant to connect the sisters on a spiritual level?

Co-written by Skijarama
Link to reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgwcv9BfeU
Featured 01/05/2017

A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.

A collab with Tom117z.

The Cover Art was Provided by the amazing AureliaCharmCutiees

Featured on May 23rd, 2018!

Link to the fanfiction reading!

It's a nice, sunny day, and Derpy's out on a date with the dessert she's just ordered. Derpy's into some pretty weird things.

After indulging in too much soda, Pinkie discovers that she needs to use the bathroom. Unfortunately for her, there doesn't seem to be an available bathroom anywhere in the city.

Rated T for lots of bathroom humor.

Apple Bloom, still being a filly, is looked after closely by her big brother, Big Mac. Applejack starts *bleep*ing up a storm in the Apple Orchard after somepony has stamped all of the apples in one of the largest orchards with REJECTED.

Can Big Mac protect his little sister's ears from the storm of foul bucks coming from Applejack? Can he even tell which ones are curses and which ones aren't? Can he keep *bleep*ing, or will he have to find other ways to censor his sister?

Rated teen for gratuitous use of the word "*bleep*."

Thanks to ZodiacSpear for the inspiration!

"What's a windigo?"

You'd think such an innocent question would have an easy answer, but Celestia's not sure if her student is ready for said answer.