• Published 15th Nov 2020
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I Cast Gun - hamster wizard



Twilight just invented a new spell! Join her and her friends as she spreads the good word of gun!

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The Gun

Twilight Sparkle stood in a wide open lab space within her castle, staring into a large ornate mirror. She was fidgeting a bit as she glanced at the clock, when suddenly the mirror began swirling with energy. After a moment a unicorn with bright red hair and an orange coat stepped out wearing a saddlebag and slowly got her footing. Twilight smiled and greeted her, “Sunset! Thanks for coming!”

Sunset Shimmer dusted herself off a bit and greeted Twilight happily, “No problem! I’m always happy for an excuse to to stop by! Your request was a bit tough to handle though.” She took off her saddlebag and rummaged around a bit.

“You have it?!” Twilight zoomed over to Sunset and eagerly waited. After a moment the unicorn pulled a black metal object from her bag and floated it over to Twilight, who excitedly snagged it.

“Yep, that’s a gun.” Sunset frowned a bit before continuing, “Why did you want it again?”

"For comparison mostly." Twilight fiddled with the weapon, twirling it around and eventually chambering a round with little effort, “Fascinating.” The princess aimed at an hourglass on the table and pulled the trigger. A gunshot rang out and glass splashed across the room. Twilight gave Sunset a knowing grin and tossed the gun back, "Mine's bigger." she shot Sunset a wink.

Comments ( 5 )

bang bang, Sunset:twilightblush:

And yet I could still kill twilight before she uses the spell as it has a huge glaring flaw

Well it certainly lives up to its random tag that’s for sure

Just found this. This was a delightfully stupid read, that's for sure. At first I didn't feel the story that much (or the lack thereof), but it picked up towards the middle, and stayed idiotic throughout. Well done, sir.
Also, I have a snagging feeling that you might like Bayonetta a little.

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lol glad you enjoyed it. Honestly I'm not super proud of it, cause it leans a little too hard into the stupid for the humor.

And yeah, I'm a bit of a fan of the Platinum Games brand of over the top outrageous action.

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