Twilight is on the cusp of leading Equestria for a year. It's been an easy year with no major difficulties. No wars. No natural disasters. No villains.

At least until a villain from the far, far future appears in Twilight's throne room. She's escaping defeat at Twilight's hooves, with one thought in mind: she won't be stopped if Twilight doesn't exist in the future. And here's Twilight's past self, right in front of her. Easy.

Unfortunately, she's not the only villain with this idea.

There’s no end to the monsters that lurk in the dark.

Ghosts, werewolves, mad scientists, cultists, mutants, zombies, vampires, aliens and more lie in wait in the dark corners of Equestria, terrorizing the night. But the most infamous and dangerous of them all is the legendary witch Twilight Sparkle, with a five hundred million bit bounty on her head.

Seeking fame and fortune, Rainbow Dash sets out to defeat the legendary witch and collect the massive reward. The one thing she wasn't counting on was Twilight being less evil than she expected.

More stories set in this AU can be found here.

Cover art is a work in progress by Abode_WTF

She's only been here for a few minutes, and yet she knows more about how things should work than anypony alive. Meet the expert on all things Equestrian, except how to pronounce or spell it (and if you're pointing that out to her, then you're just being racist). She knows how to fix everything, and all that's required to do so is to let her speak with the manager!

...the Princesses?
Are you sure there isn't a higher authority available?

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages. Due to minimal story length, this was a Patreon freebie.)

Rated C for Crackfic.
This story has no purpose in existing beyond my wanting to kill a Karen.

The Mane 6 are over at Twilight's for a late-night get together, just hanging out. It's late, Spike's asleep. While the Mane 6 are enjoying their time Spike begins to sleepwalk, muttering about his lousy bed. So, he pats around for a good bed and instead finds ponies, and thus the contest for who's the best bed begins.

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For Luna's Hearth's Warming gift, Daybreaker and Granny Smith take over the world. (It's... complicated.) And it turns out it wasn't even that hard.

Audiobook

Rainbow becomes a giant and pounces on a house; Twilight is scared of that previous clause.

Chapter is taken from an anthology written long ago.

After an experiment gone wrong, Twilight finds herself stuck in a body that's not hers, in a place she never wanted to be. Now she's in a race against time as Queen Chrysalis sets another one of her terrible schemes in motion, and the stakes couldn't be higher.

Editor: PiquoPie

Coverart commissioned from Evangel-Rising

A virus quickly breaks out in Equestria, infecting anyone who comes close to the ones already infected. The virus is a form of a parasite, causing the host to commit murderous crimes without remorse or regret.

After many failed attempts to cure these ponies, the mane six decide to stay at Twilight's castle until it's safe to come out again.

But many things need to be done each day to keep everyone safe and well in the castle. Throwing away the trash, getting electricity in the castle to keep working, cleaning around the castle, and much more.

Everyone gets their own tasks and all goes well until a body is found...

Crossover with the game "Among us" on steam or play store. (I'm obsessed lol)

The cover for this story is a cropped version of https://www.deviantart.com/banquo0 's among us crossover art on Deviantart. I'll maybe update it with my own cover later tho.

My Little Pony X Among Us Crossover

Join the cast of My Little Pony in this MLP Among Us crossover of Twilight and her friends, as they realize they don't know why they're on a spaceship, why they're here, nor what their names are. All they know is that there is a killer on the loose, who will stop at NOTHING to make sure the crew doesn't succeed.

Even worse, the crew doesn't know what they need to succeed at. Join them as they struggle to gain allies and make friends, when the one you trust most could stab you through the heart. If they are feeling kind.

So, welcome Aboard to Space Ship Pony Village, or S. S. Ponyville. We hope you enjoy the ride.

So what would you do if you were suddenly pulled into another world? Panic? Scream? Punch the nearest thing thing you saw in the face? All of the above? Oh dear. That was Celestia. You just punched Celestia in the face.

Better run for it, she looks mad.

A quick story inspired by a prompt from PonyPon over on Derpibooru. Exactly what it says on the tin.

The only warning is that the narrator is a human, and there is a small bit of cursing.