Mike Patterson is a world renown rock climber whose life's goal is to climb to the top of Mt. Everest what happens when at the end of his climb there is an explosion that sends him to a new world and in this new world is populated by strange creatures with the ability to use magic, control the weather, and fly. Not to mention the size of their breast.
*Anthropomorphic Ponies*

A painstakingly practiced and ancient, centuries-old secret art- of plugging in a TV. Each and every time it is a journey full of unexpected twists of fate.

Where is the manual?

Why was it in a few languages, but not yours?

Despite having at most two slots in there, why do you suddenly have eight different cables?

What is the purpose of that little plastic gimmick you found, since it doesn't fit anywhere?

And just what in the nine circles of hell is a male socket?

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Btw, if someone knows the artist behind the cover, please, do tell.
I would like to congratulate them on their taste in humor personally.

This story is a sequel to Hey Rainbow...

After the events of 'Hey rainbow...'. While preening her little sister Scootaloo, a mysterious portal opens up, and what happens next you will find out... Read on...

One caring Rainbow + A rambunctuous filly = .......

Sequel:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380701/whoah-that-was-unexpected

Rainbow Dash stumbles upon a disturbing truth about her relationship with Scootaloo. Deciding to act on this new information, she changes the way Scootaloo sees herself and her situation—and not for the better. Now Dash must find a way to get through to Scootaloo and start to repair the damage she's done.

A special thanks to my pre-reader and editors: DudeGuyOne, RaylanKrios, Replicant, and SpitFlame. Check them out. They're awesome.

Cover art used with permission by Neilikkaa.

When the pegasi lose their feathers, they also lose the ability to walk on clouds. The answer to 'why' is lost to time. The real question is... what happens to Cloudsdale?

Edited by Crystal Wishes and Alex_

Accolades:
Third Place in Cynewulf's Worldbuilding Competition
Featured by The Royal Canterlot Library
Featured by Equestria Daily
Narration by TheDizzyDan!!
Narration by Zachmoviefan
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest

Scootaloo finally has the loving parents she always wished for- or as close as she can get, anyways. Rainbow Dash is curious to hear more about Scootaloo's own foalhood. And after learning about the situation, Rainbow is not content to sit around and let Scootaloo's parents get away with their transgressions. Rainbow is rocking the boat, and not everyone is happy to change the status quo.

"No language can express the power, and beauty, and heroism, and majesty of a mother's love. It shrinks not where man cowers, and grows stronger where man faints, and over wastes of worldly fortunes sends the radiance of its quenchless fidelity like a star." -Edwin Hubbell Chapman

Windy Whistles reflections on motherhood and the events taking place during Twilight's Kingdom.

Rainbow Dash has been overwhelmed lately. So she goes to the place where she feels safe- home.

There's a new superhero in Canterlot City. Rainbow Dash isn't happy about it. At least her dad is there to vent to.

The second SYNCHRONY oneshot in the same continuity as Synchrony and Oathmaker.