Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
Note: from this point on the story will be from Mikes POV.
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"Agh…. God my head hurts! That was a hell of a fall I could of swore I just saw giant breasted creatures with wings and horns!"
“Giant breasted? I always thought they were small.” Says a voice from behind you. You slowly turn to see the source of the voice all the while praying your ears are deceiving you, but to your dismay standing right behind you is the same group you thought you were hallucinating.
“Glad to know he at least finds us attractive.” Says the white one she seems to be the oldest in the group, but this is only an assumption based on her being slightly taller than the other three. Still stunned and confused and to be totally honest scared out of your mind you do the only logical thing at the time, you run. You make it a good 15 steps before your body seems to no longer be moving. Even more confused now than you were before you grunt in frustration.
“Now there is no need to run.” The white one says in a motherly tone as the horn on her head is glowing a golden color. “How rude of me let me introduce myself I am Princess Celestia controller of the sun and co-ruler of Equestria. And this” she says pointing to the dark blue creature standing to her left. “This is my dear sister Princess Luna, controller of the moon and night.”
Next the smallest of the group who you guess is the youngest begins to speak. “My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, controller of the stars and element of magic.” She says in a confident tone. “Also thank you for your earlier complement about my bust size.” She says with a smile.
The last of the group seems slightly flustered as she begins to speak. ”My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess of love and ruler of the Crystal Empire, but you can just call me Cadence.” She says in a confident completely opposite to her earlier domineer. They all look at you expectantly.
"Uh hi", you say now somewhat convinced that these creatures meant you no harm. My name is Mike Patterson it’s a pleasure no meet you. You say in a careful, but polite tone. After all these girls seem to be some kind of royalty in this place. Celestia begins to walk towards you seemingly raping you with her eyes. Needless to say you felt uncomfortable being looked at like a juicy steak, of course you had no idea what these things ate, but you assume the worst. "Anything I can help you with?" You say.
She looks at you “Actually yes you can. What are you exactly?” she asks.
"I could ask you the same thing" you respond.
She only chuckles at your response. “I guess that’s fair. We are ponies, specifically alicorns” she says.
"Are there are others different from alicorns?" You ask.
“Yes there are actually 4 different kinds of pony there is the Unicorn: they all have a horn and the ability to use magic, than there is the Pegasus: they have wings, can fly, and control our weather, and next is the Earth Pony: they are physically the strongest of the three races and have a natural affinity with nature, finally we have Alicorns: alicorns possess all of these traits. Sadly we are the last of the alicorns” she says gesturing to herself and the rest of the group.
Feeling an answer for answer kind of game seems appropriate for the situation you say, "To answer your question I’m a human and unlike you ‘ponies’ we have no magic powers, but we are smart and invent things to solve problems in our everyday lives."
Seeming to accept your answer she walks back to her group and turns to you. “Well Mike Patterson it seems that you have a very unique opportunity here.” She says in a somewhat sultry tone. The way she said that and the way she’s looking at you now sends shivers down your spine.
"And what opportunity is that?" You ask.
“The spell that brought you here was a spell designed to search for the perfect mate for all four of us and it seems that out of every creature in the universe you are the only one who fits all of the criteria” she says.
It takes you a second to realize what she just said………"SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT ME BEING HERE IS NOT A FREAK ACCIDENT, YOU A STOLE ME FROM MY WORLD, MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, MY EVERYTHING JUST SO I CAN BE YOUR FUCK BUDDY!!!!" You scream at them causing them to recoil and have their ears fold back. They looked devastated, but you didn't care. You were far to pissed. "Send me back." You demand in a cold tone. Twilight steps forward she seems to be ready to burst in to tears.
“W-w-we can’t” she says clearly holding back tears. This one statement brought back your earlier rage and confusion. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T FUCKING SEND ME BACK YOU CLEARLY TOOK ME FROM THERE HOW CAN YOU NOT SEND ME BACK!!!!!" You scream.
This pushed Twilight over the edge as she begins to ball her eyes out in front of you. Seeing this calmed you down slightly you were always weak for a crying girl even if she was purple with wings and a horn. "I’m sorry" you say in a much calmer tone.
She looks at you confused “why are you sorry this is entirely our fault!”
"Yes it is, but that is no reason for me to blow up and be an ass like that. Although if you could be so kind and tell me why you cannot send me home that would help a lot."
She looks at you amazed at how kind you are than blushes and says “The reason we can’t send you home is because we have very little magic left between us after casting such a taxing spell and because we have no idea where your home planet is.”
She was right the universe is huge and ever expanding finding the Milky Way galaxy let alone Earth out in deep space is like trying to find a needle in a haystack the size of Jupiter. The more you thought about the more you realize that it this was just an unfortunate of a series of events that fit together perfectly: First you ignore you teams advice and finish the climb in the middle of the storm which by now is at its peak and your team will think that your already dead because of you not returning to base camp, and now you can’t return to said team because you’re on a whole new planet, so back on Earth your already dead. Sighing you look at the group of girls and say "I guess this is home now, but on the topic of me being your ‘mate’ or whatever you call it that will have to be discussed at a later date, but for now I’m tired is there anywhere I can stay while I’m here?"
Celestia says “Yes of course just follow me” you do as she leads you to a room that rivals even the best penthouse suites in 5 star hotels back on Earth although you didn't care the only thing on your mind was sleep. You don’t even have enough time to get under the covers before passing out.