//------------------------------// // Chapter 7 // Story: Unexpected Results // by twilightsmlp //------------------------------// Unexpected Results Written By: Twilightsmlp DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************ 5 o’clock comes around fairly quick in the past few hours you’ve done everything from the 3 s’s of man to contemplate why fate chose you to be the ambassador of humankind. You have a guard guide you to Twilight’s room. The Guard seemed to be female, but you couldn’t really tell; they all looked exactly the same and on top of that they NEVER talked to anyone other than the princess’s and that is only when directly addressed. As you and your nameless guard approach Twilight’s door you hear a voice coming from behind it, but it’s not Twilights. It sounds like a teenage boy. You knock on the door and you hear footsteps approach the door. Very much to your surprise it is not Twilight that answers the door, but a fucking purple dragon who is the same height as you. “HOLY SHIT A DRAGON!!!!” you scream as you back away from the beast. “p-p-p-please don’t eat me!” you say as you hold on to the adjacent wall for dear life. You then hear someone giggling you see Twilight in the doorway trying to hold back her laughter, but obviously failing. “Mind telling me what’s so damn funny?” you ask with a tone of annoyance in your voice. After letting out one more HA she clears her throat. ”Mike meet Spike my Number 1 assistant and oldest friend.” “Sup” he says in a casual tone. “Hello” you reply albeit warily. “Great now that introductions are over we have somewhere to be.” She says looking at you. “What did you have planned?” you ask. “You’re going to meet my friends from Ponyville” She says excitedly. “Ponyville?” you ask. “Yes Ponyville it’s a small town outside Canterlot where before I became a princess I lived with spike.” “I see” you answer. Spike looks inquisitively at Twilight. “How is he going to meet them Twi.?” “Remember that spell I found when I thought the world was going to end that I used to tell my past self that nothing was wrong, but then my past self took it the wrong way and ended up causing the whole thing to happen anyways?” “How could I forget that?” He replies. “Well I found a way to make the spell last longer and go farther back in time.” She says. You decided to chime in. “So wait we’re going back in time?” “Yes.” She replied. “Wont that have some rippling effects or something?” You ask. “Not if I use a memory erase spell on them right before we leave.” She replies. “Very well let’s not waste any more time shall we.” You say. Twilight walks over to you and tells you to hold your breath. As you do you see her horn light up than in a flash you two are in the same place you were just a second ago, but presumably 500 years into the past. “Why did I have to hold my breath?” you ask. “It helps prevent nausea.” She replies. “Wish I would have known that this morning” You say under your breath. “So she says ready to meet my friends?” She asks you. “I guess” You reply. With that you see her horn light up again this time you immediately hold your breath awaiting the oncoming change of scenery. When the white clears you see that you’re in a library of some kind. “Welcome to the Golden Oaks Library Mike.” She says. “Why did you teleport us to a library?” You ask. She seems to blush at this. “Because this is where I used to live. I was the Town Librarian.” “I see” you relied. “You’re not weirded out by that?” She ask. “Not really I actually have a thing for librarians, but most librarians in my world are old, so I’m stuck to just normal girls. Sometimes I would get lucky and find one willing to role-play, but ya.” You reply. You look to see Twilight blushing profusely it was then that you realized what you had said and you yourself start blushing. “Anyways let’s go meet those friends of yours shall we.” “Yes let’s.” She replies while still blushing. As you and Twilight exit the building you head toward what looks like a giant gingerbread house. You go up to it and smell it to see if it really is made of sweets upon smelling the side you find out that it is not made of candy, but it is very deceiving you would not be surprised if some young person or pony in this case would try and take a bite. After your mental debate over the candy house you just take some time to look around the town and see if anything catches your eye. You see a giant clock tower somewhere to the right of you and to your left you see something that looks like a giant carousel. Than directly ahead of you is a pink face with bright blue eyes that are looking into your soul and discovering your inner secrets. “HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!” you scream out of surprise. “HighmynamesPinkiePieandi’veneverseenyoubeforewhichmeansyou’renewaroundhereandifyournewaroundherethatmeansyouhavn’tgotawelcometoponyvillepartyandbecausei’mthenumber1partyponyijustcanthavethat.” She says all in one breath than zooms off. “What the hell just happened?” You ask to no one in particular. You hear some giggling coming from behind you. “That Mike was you meeting one of my friends Pinkie Pie.” Twilight says as she steps out from the candy house thing. “Please tell me the rest of them are calm.” You say. “For the most part yes their all relatively calm well besides Rainbow Dash.” She says with a smile. “Well let’s get this Rainbow Dash out of the way next then.” You say. “Actually we’re free to actually go on our date now pinkie will throw a party later today and you can meet them all at once” She says. And with that you and Twilight went to some restaurant that she said she liked. While there you kept seeing two ponies looking and you curiously one was a mint green Unicorn and the other was a light brown Earth pony. You couldn’t help but think that you had seen the Earth pony before maybe it was his clothes he was wearing a bowtie, a beat up brown jacket with black patches on the elbows, Black pants and for some reason a red fez. Then it hit you he looked just like the Doctor. You decided to go and greet him. Mainly to see if he had a British accent. “Hello Doc.” You say in a casual tone. He looked at you and nearly spit his drink out. “Ello there” He says while coughing. ‘Fuck ya he does have a British accent’ you think to yourself. “Would you mind telling me what you’re doing here” He asks. “I could say the same to you” You say. “Point taken, well since you clearly know who I am I guess I can tell you that the TARDIS dropped me off here for a bit of a holiday, Now Human what on earth are you doing here?” He says. “500 years from now the princess’s will cast a spell pulling something that they deem perfect to be the king of this land and as luck would have it I’m that thing.” You say with a hit of malice in your voice. “I see, but clearly you don’t want this, so why stay?” He asks. “They can’t send me back because they have no idea where I came from.” You say. “Then there lies the problem.” he says. Than it hits you HE can take you back. “Wait you can take me back can’t you?” you ask. “I’m afraid not the TARDIS is gone I've been stuck here for almost a year now.” He says. “Well there goes that idea then.” You say remorsefully. “Hey keep your head up chap. If the universe picked you out of Trillions and Trillions of other beings than that makes you special. Tell you what when the TARDIS returns I’ll come to you and see if you still want to leave.” He says. You smile at him and say “Deal.” “Good now go back to your date before she gets curious.” He says while smiling. “Later Doc.” You say. “Bloody Americans and their abbreviations.” You hear him say. “You two sure hit it off. It almost is like you knew each other.” Twilight says. “You can say that.” You reply. She looks at you curiously, but doesn't press the issue. The rest of the date went along fine plenty of laughing and storytelling, but at about 6 o’clock she tells you that you have to head to Pinkies party. And so you went.