Unexpected Results
Written By: Twilightsmlp
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fan based work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of the one and only Lauren Faust. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release.
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You awake to the sound of what sounds like classical music coming from the hallway next to your room. Realizing that trying to go back to sleep is futile you rouse yourself to investigate the noise. You walk towards the door, but realize that you must smell like shit after not bathing for so long plus the sweat residue that remains from you climb. You immediately make a detour to your bathroom. One perfectly tempered shower later and you’re feeling pretty good. You find some loose fitting, but clean clothes on your bed “maid must have brought these in while I was showering.” You think to yourself. You make your way out of your room into the absolutely massive hall of the even larger castle and begin to walk in the general direction you heard the music coming from earlier. A good 15 minutes later you find the source; it’s a small record player like one you would see in old 1930 black and white films. This brings a thought to you “I could have sworn these ponies were more technologically advanced than this, maybe the owner is just an old soul.” Just as you finish your thought you see said owner it’s one of the princess’ you met yesterday one of the magical creatures who stole you from your own life, world, and family. Thinking this instantly brings your mood back to what it was when you awoke.
“Mike is that you?” Luna says when she sees you.
“No I’m the other hairless ape with no tail or fur.” You respond coldly
“Look Mike I’m sorry I truly am, but you must realize we had no other choice and it’s not like we choose you specifically you just happen to be the only one who fit our criteria.” She says in a semi-reassuring tone. This did very little to improve your mood though.
“What do you mean you had no other choice?” You ask.
“Well mike before I answer that let me ask you a question, what is the government from where you came from?” she asks.
“Uh well in my country we have a democratic republic, were we elect our public officials and if they want to keep their office they usually do the will of the people in order to get re-elected to said office although this is not always the case.” You say, politics has always been a passion of yours, so talking about it brightens your mood a little.
“Well as you can see by me being a princess our country does not have the same kind of government we in Equestria have a monarchy who hold a majority of the power as well as a republic of elected officials for each town and city who meet here in Canterlot to make bills and send them to either me, Celestia, or Twilight to be approved.” She says.
“So your government is similar to that of England’s except the role of power is switched. In England the Parliament has most of the power while the royal family is pretty much just their for show and to keep tradition.” You say.
“Yes well to answer you earlier question the ‘Parliament’ as you call it is trying to use a law mine and Celestia’s parents passed over 2,000 years ago that says after a certain number of princess’ are either crowned or birthed that either all or one of them must be married and become a queen.” She says with a hint of venom in her voice.
“So let me get this straight at least one of you four royal princess’ have to get married and become queen?” you ask.
“One OR all.” She answers.
“What do you mean all wont having four kings kind of put a strain on the division of power?”
“Yes and that’s why we as a group decided to all share a groom.” She says matter-of-factly.
“Polygamy is legal here?” You say shocked.
“We do not call it that, we prefer the term ‘Herding’.” She says. “Now let’s get back on topic. Parliament is trying to use said law to get us removed from power, so we decided that we would use a spell that took each of our aspirations and feelings into consideration and then would use those as a criteria for a possible mate. Being that all four of us are Alicorns we were able to put much more power into the spell than a normal pony would be able to, allowing it to broaden its search to other worlds. We waited for almost a full day for the spell to find us a suitor. We had all, but given up hope when you fell from the sky into Celestia’s grasp.” She says giving you a look through half lidded eyes.
“So out of every creature, every sentient being, I’m the only one who fit all of your criteria” You say. You remember Celestia saying that same thing yesterday, but it actually made sense now.
“It would seem that way” she says in a tone a little too happy for your liking.
Now that your confusion was cleared up and you discovered that the only reason you’re here is because your some super stud who is four smoking hot large breasted princess’ dream guy (+100 ego ). Needless to say your mood is now a lot better.
“Well if you’re telling the truth than I have nothing to be mad at you for.” You say smiling.
“So you forgive us?” She says jumping around like a school girl. Which you found adorable.
“Yes I forgive you, but on the topic of me marring you I want to get to know all of you on a personal level first, it would be nice to know my wife’s birthday.” You say jokingly.Her smile grew three sizes that day
“Of course let me gather the others” She says running down the hall. You decide to stay in the little music room to relax and wait for the inevitable game of 21Q that was about to come.