When Button Mash is forced by his mother to attend a slumber party with the Cutie Mark Crusaders, he is very much against the idea. However, he has no choice but to make this one sacrifice if he wants to get his precious JoyBoy back.

Thankfully for him, it all turns out to be better than he expected... until it comes to the 'Truth' part of 'Truth or Dare.'

As a result of this, Button's greatest secret comes to light — but it's not the one the Crusaders were expecting to hear...

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Joint second entry for UK of Equestria's July Fimfiction Writing Contest, the theme for which was simply 'Slumber Party.'

Comments contain spoilers.

Now with a reading by EnderBlaze!

When Applejack tries bacon at a feast held by wolves, she starts to crave it. What Applejack doesn't know is that bacon is, well, not a plant. But really, let's admit it. Once you've gone bacon, there's no going back.

In the wake of the Canterlot Wedding, Fluttershy has to ask Twilight a very difficult question.

No, wait, strike that. Reverse it.

To a bunch of herbivores the idea of raising swine is a bit odd. However Applejack soon explains the lucrative business behind it. How will her closest friends react as they find out all the different uses for pigs?

This fic takes place after the events of Applejack's Day Off.

The onset of summer means it's time for vegetable gardening and this year, Twilight is eager and excited to try and start her first garden. She approaches Applejack for some starter advice, but a little bit of egghead vs. stubborn comes into play and soon a wager is struck to see who can produce the best results. Will Twilight's science and magic be able to match up to Applejack's Earth pony know-how?

Now presented as a multi-short chapter story to accommodate my writing schedule.

Cover art created from vectors by:
Flutterflyraptor
Takua770
TheLastGherkin

Twilight Sparkle has turned 24. Her quarter-life crisis is right around the corner. Freshly princess'd, she starts to regret her incredibly successful life...which is just as well, because it's about to be flipped entirely turnways.

Celestia and Luna have been hiding something--a game that they hoped would be lost to time forever.

It's called SBURB. There. I said it. It's a homestuck crossover. We are, in fact, doing this. Indeed, we are making this happen, and none of you can stop me.

Contains copious amounts of stupid. May or may not be the start of something truly excellent. Written for the 2020 Crack-Storm.

A collection of short, random, vaguely comedic stories, for when an idea isn't worth a thousand words.

Cherry Strudel's New Glasses: A new pair of glasses might just change how Cherry Strudel sees the world.

Liquid Diplomacy: Princess Celestia negotiates a peace treaty with the llamas.

(Formerly) The Shortest Shipfic Ever, etc.: Despite the word count, the actual story is shorter than the title (or description). It was ultimately beaten in word count by both Super Trampoline and Present Perfect, which leads us naturally into

Canonical Mute Vinyl Scratch Breaks Up With Fanon Muteavia. You literally can't have a lower word count, and pictures would have been cheating.

Reading of the two breakup fics by AShadowOfCygnus

I Wasn't Prepared for This! Twilight discovers one of the seasonal joys of wings.

The Longest Sentence You're going in blind.

Mother Who is Pipsqueak's mother?

Twilight Sparkle Eats a Potato No, it's not a euphemism. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

"No this isn't racist because I'm black" - Richard Pryor
Bart the Zebra has a tough life as a railroad worker until the day he hits the boss in the head with a shovel and is condemned to death. Meanwhile the original town of Appleoosa is dealing with thugs from the same railroad company destroying their town and killing their sheriff. When the townsponies appeal to the Princess for help, a very rich and greedy Attorney General steps in on behalf of the railroad (which he owns) and decides to send the zebra on death row to be the new sheriff. Can Bart save the town before the earth ponies kill him?
This was a commission from someone that I wrote last year, EqD said it was waaaaaay too offensive to zebras lol

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Silver Bell comes to big brother Elusive for relationship advice, but unfortunately, big brother has been having himself a rocky morning.

He's just woke up this morning to read a bad review about his new boutique in Manehattan and it has put him in a rather snippy mood.

But then, that's what having a brother is good for, or really having anyone you could talk to, someone you could vent to without fear of being judged, having someone you know will always have your back, and making the most of those limited years you'll have together.

Note: This is the most bare minimum anything I've ever written, but I hope what is here is at least acceptable. I suppose what I really wanted to do with this was really prove to myself I could write at least something without relying on sex to save it. The most you'll get here is a few jokes, but nothing overt.

Extra note: And finally, in case you haven't already noticed, these are in fact, Rule 63 versions of Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Just throwing stuff at the wall right now, to see what works, what doesn't.

Anyway, here you go! *takes a winged bow*

On a cold January evening...

...Princess Twilight Sparkle sits beside her mother's bed, watching as the elderly Queen Celestia passes her final evening. Tomorrow, she'll be Queen, and a nation will look to her to unite them in their mourning. However, the burdens of her new position may prove too much to bear.

...Ms. Sunset Shimmer laments within a Canterlot townhouse. It's a foreign setting in an already foreign land. She's a girl born to the slums of Neigh Orleans, thrust into the upper crust of Equestrian society. All because she fell in love with Twilight Sparkle, starting what might be Equestria's most controversial relationship.

...Prime Minister Fancy Pants drowns out another late night behind a wall of gin and tobacco. The labours of running a nation are heavy upon him, and are made no easier by the progressive rhetoric spewed by Celestia's heir. May the gods save Equestria, and his liver, if she ever ascends.

The events of this evening will set in motion a year of deception, alliances, politics, and romance.

Editing was done by Rose Quill, I would like to thank her so much for the help. I couldn't have done this without her.

The lovely cover art is done by Miudraws. Many thanks to them for making this for me. I truly appreciate it, and you all should go check out their stuff, it's incredible.

Written for Oroboro's Sunset Shimmer shipping contest.

"But the purpose of this story, and something it does very well, is to humanize people who are normally larger-than-life. And the politics, it must be said, are gripping, the drama carrying the story and rising to a strong emotional climax in the final chapter." - PresentPerfect, Recommend on December 8th