A cartoon pony named Twilight Sparkle visits me every other Friday night. Normally she just raids my fridge, questions my life choices, and forces me to watch her show. Tonight something is different. Has she always had wings?

Fair warning: Twilight’s views on her own fandom's creations aren’t exactly positive.

Cover art generously provided by statoose
Reading by CaptainBron3y
Reading by NovekBrony
Reading by Natetrix
Chinese Translation by Comradash
This story is approved by Luna's Fanfiction Library

The story continues in the sequel

Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.

Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr

Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.

Discord has given up. Defeated so easily? It's time to retire. But he can't just leave Equestria without chaos can he? So he selects a random human to take up his mantle and to create a new reign of chaos.

Can this human manage new powers? Will he go mad or he will he end up as a statue for foals to gawk at? Is there a third option? Not very likely but with this much power he's going to try his best to create chaos and harmony at the same time.

Link to the picture I used: http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Discord-s-Game-322137800%0A

I do promise to try and keep this light hearted and relatively comedic. Oh right I wrote this in response to the 50 000 word pony story contest. I failed horribly but I thought I'd post what I've got up here. I do plan on finishing this and it being around 50 000 words in the end.

A little warning for you in that the prologue is written very differently then the rest of the story. Also it is mostly unnecessary if you want to skip it altogether. The other thing I promise is that the romance is between ponies only and ponies that appear in the show.

It is a Rainy day in ponyville, it was a good day for a nap.
That's when The Cutie Mark Crusaders, including Nyx, Crash in to the yard of only human in Ponyville.
Instead of being mad he invites them in to dry off, cocoa and and story.
An old human folk tail.

Finally done with Cloudsdale, Fluttershy decides that the quiet and nature of Ponyville is where she will be happy to live her life. That peace may have to wait however when her pet Angel leads her to an injured stranger and a shocking discovery.

I need a better picture...

The popular radio play Doctor Whooves is having its fiftieth anniversary. Time Turner and his friends have aquired permission and put everything together, all ready for their planned special show for all of Ponyville to enjoy.

What could possibly go wrong?

Applejack and her friends have been travelling with The Doctor for almost two weeks now. Unfortunately, the TARDIS needs to refuel, so they return for a quick 'pitstop' in Ponyville. However, an ancient evil is not only threatening the town, but also the consciousness of The Doctor and his friends.

Sequel to The Regal Sisters.

Applejack's life isn't exciting, harvesting apples from sunrise to sunset. But when a crazy stallion she met as a filly comes crashing back into her life, the farmpony is whisked away on an adventure dating back to the beginning of Equestria itself.

A sequel has been written, called Discord and Time.

Set between The Regal Sisters and Discord and Time.

In the two weeks that Twilight and her friends have been travelling with The Doctor, they have been to many different places, and had many adventures. These are just a few. Come and see what life is like for a pony, travelling throughout all of time and space.

Twilight had several analogies she liked to use to describe the difficulty of saying no to rarity, her favorite of which was "Imagine trying to flag down a train in the middle of the night while painted black...by jumping in front of it"

One peaceful spa trip with your friends isn't too much to ask, right?
Not when you're Twilight Sparkle......and definitely not when you're the Doctor's newest companion.
So when Zecora finds what appears to be a parisprite in the Everfree forest, but is actually something much, much worse, they have to race to make sure these parasitic creatures don't destroy Ponyville, or Equestria......or the world.
But of course nothing is that simple...... Twilight desperately wants to keep her friends out of the line of danger, but with Rarity playing matchmaker, Rainbow Dash playing spy, and Pinkie Pie being, well....Pinkie Pie, it's going to be a harder task than she thought.
Sequel to :The Changeling Princess