"Most things out here are ambivalent. The animals, the forest, they don't care about you. But the river? The river is trying to kill you."

"I have found that in our darkest days, we judge ourselves not in terms of what we can do, but in what we fail to do."

CW: death by drowning in the background, implied suicide attempt

Entry for the Twilight Files contest. This story is a media fic best read on the site. If any piece of media is not working (and Red is still active on FimFic) please let him know.

The attached documents are currently pending investigation from the Solar Corporation’s Risk Management Team.

The following documents were taken from the employee email communication servers and the AMIS Hard Drive post-incident, with personal notes filed under “private”.

Please note that the AMIS system should not have a “private” section of its hard drive. This security oversight is also under investigation.

Written for both Red Parade's FiddleDust Contest and Bicyclette's The Twilight Files Contest.

Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains historical facts of a fictionalized world that are completely made up, and a story that I completely forgot I had. If you don't like any of these, you know where the exit button is.

It's every student's worst nightmare, and it's happening to Gallus. Among all the stuff that he has to juggle at the School of Friendship, he had forgotten about the presentation for Twilight's class. Namely, to research and give a presentation in front of the class about a certain point in Equestria's history. If Gallus had more time, he should have been prepared. However, he decides that unless he gets up there to look like an idiot, he should at least try to wing it. He may remember about half of what he's learned, but it's better than nothing.

Honestly, he just hopes that Twilight wouldn't notice.

This story was something I had written several months ago... and then completely forgot about. I think I wrote this one night when I couldn't sleep, but I'm not sure. This is odd since I don't normally do stuff like this, but it's embarrassing I had this on my laptop for who-knows-how-long and did not post it. Well, to make that up, here it is.

The filly sings. Water rushing all around her, free as a bird, she sings. Is it in pain? Is it from joy? Such a thing, no one knows.

Cover art is from ColdBloodedTwi.

Now has an audio reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan.

All Luna wanted to do was spend time with her son. Being Princess of Equestria, she has very little time to do so, and the only way she can is through brief openings. She's finally found one: at the supermarket!

If only the demon sent by the IRS didn't ruin her day.

The Luna in this story is completely AU to fit the universe. In short: she never went to the moon for 1,000 years and is much more upbeat than her canon self. Hints of canon Luna will be sprinkled throughout because I still have to address the change in character.

NOW WITH A AMAZING RENDITION OF VOICE ACTING BY FIRE HEARTH STUDIOS GO WATCH IT OR TWIBEWT GO EAT UR CHEESE AT 3 AM TONIGHT

Meet Twibert Spackle. She is my favorite OC (Original Character) that you should not steal because I am going to make her my waifu and not your waifu and we will be married and live long and edgy together also she is black and red and blue like a low-power concert light show in the middle of a blackout and she has a very long robe that's big and flowy and stuff.

And then there's Raisebrow Sash. She is rainbow and because she is rainbow she is bullied for being rainbow and not black and white like everypony else and so she is sad and decide that no friends is good,

Plinko Fry is horse plinko masheen?

Fruttercry like heavy metal screemo. It touch her soul.

Abbul Jack is bad evil family lieking mare. She live with her grammar. She not lonely and that bad.

Rarity is Rarity is Rarity

And then, above all else, there is the One Who Trembles the Earth; He Whose Voice Silences Crowds; He Who Slays Gods With Only A Baseball Bat Studded With Nails--

The lights go dim as a shadowy figure emerges from this mist, tipping his fedora with every step. Mares all around swoon as the Legend of Legends Himself steps into view, his eyes obscured by smoke...

Bobert, the 7th element of HARMony, "suffering".

Written for RockstarRaccoon's Crackfic-Storm 2022.

Twilight Sparkle falls in love with sand.

The apocalypse will now begin.

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Featured on the front page! Thank you, everyone!

Check out the audio reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan on his Youtube page here!

After a marathon of viewing the lost Friendship is Magic seasons found by Zipp, Sunny has determined that it presents content that is factually incorrect and embarks on a new crusade to right what is wrong. Things get a little bit out of hand when she contacts our world for changes.

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This is a short and silly story inspired by the cover picture and parodying the Save G4 movement that some people have going on the internet. This is not meant to be taken as a serious critique of either G4 or G5.

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Update! This story was featured and someone generously did a dramatic reading of it. Go listen to it if you enjoy your horses being talky.

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Fluttershy spends the day with her two girlfriends, but she feels a quiet discomfort. As an asexual mare, she can't join in on everything Rarity and Twilight do together. Is she really good enough for them, or is she just bringing their relationship down?

My first purely fluff story, without much comedy. Just warm feelings.