In this exciting story full of twists and turns, small town pirate Sharkman Frank finds his head attatched to a small horse.

As long as she'll live, Derpy Hooves will never understand how her daughter can weave such strange stories from the top of her head. Today she recounts the incident where Scootaloo brought a frog to school.

Fluttershy takes in a mouse who has recently lost his home, but becomes perturbed by her inability to understand what he says.

Later, Twilight looks in on Fluttershy and the author delivers a terrible lexicographical joke about prolonged exposure to Scottish dialects.

Based on an entry from July's "Best Laid Plans" Writeoff, a poem by Robert Burns, and an author's idle thought about the neverending parade of "Fluttershy Asks Twilight a Question" stories on Fimfiction.

This was the last time I would see the land that I could call my home. The Griffons, while a rather crude and brash race, had shown to have incredible compassion to those in suffering.

Now I would have to leave it, for a much more important task lay ahead of me, and two special fillies that I had to make sure arrived there.

For one thousand years, Princess Celestia has done the same thing every night.

A gift for Regidar. Proofread by NorrisThePony.