Nothing quite spells ‘normal’ for the CMC like a wagon full of fireworks.

[A minific entry to the All In Write-off. Cover Art by LateCustomer]

As the title suggests, this is the greatest fic evah!
Follow the adventures of a black coated and red maned alicorn prince Gotic McEmo that doesn't know he is a prince! Read in awe as he meets Fluttershy (The best pony from the mane six!) And they fall in love! This is truly teh best, no, GRESTEST FIC EVAH!

Something's been bothering Sunset Shimmer for a while now.

How can there be a human version of Princess Celestia who's in her early forties, when Princess Celestia herself is thousands of years old?

The Rainbooms catch wind of Celestia and Luna's upcoming family reunion, and decide to crash it.

What they find there is...disturbing.

Luna has a problem. She's spent all of her royal allowance, and she wants to go shopping! What's a mare to do? Ask her older sister of course! But when she is shot down for her own idea, Celestia decides that if Luna's going to get some extra bits, she's gotta earn it.

And so, Luna's going to have to clean out a vault filled to the brim with a thousand years worth of tributary gifts. Gifts she didn't ask for, or know she had, or even want! What will she do? Well, when you need bits, you do as the ponies do. Roll up your figurative sleeves and get to work!

(Based on a dream I had. Yeah, I'm a strange one.)

Celestia spends an inordinate amount of time talking to herself. One day, she talks back.

This story is a sequel to Wherein the Main Character is an Alicorn OC

In this lost episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic canon, titular main character of the show Darkness Awesome is brought face-to-face with an OC almost as badly written as he is: Starlight Glimmer. Does Josh Haber's depravity know no bounds!? Scootareader is up to the challenge and vows to prove that his writing talent still exceeds that of the people who get paid to write the episodes. Don't miss this heartwarming story of love, sacrifice, and the highly erotic first meeting of two of the most interesting and likable OCs in Equestrian history!

This is also my re-500 follower story because, funnily enough, I was self-banned for a whole year and during that time I dropped below 500 followers. So, with me crossing the threshold again, I had to release another comedy story. If people stop following me, I'll stop making these, so... please stop following me and make FIMFiction a higher-quality establishment.

Lemon Hearts says she works at the palace. Lemon Hearts says a lot of things, only in the wonderful world of Equestria, there's a limit to how explicit her curse words can get.

She's not a passionate musician like Lyra, or a star-struck scientist like Twinkleshine. Sure as sugar she ain't no Princess of Friendship. Feeling like the one rotten fruit in a rich and healthy bushel cramps her style. At least, it would if she had any.

Soon, Lemon Hearts decides to do what she should have done a long time ago, when she'd otherwise been busy with her highly amusing and rebellious wealth redistribution activism (a.k.a. shoplifting). She decides to find out where she went wrong. Or wronger, at least.

And if she can earn some money out of it.

And whether or not her friends can help. Or, more likely, need help.

Twilight goes on a quest to find a carpet for her crystal palace.

Rated 'T' for some crude jokes, failing at memes, failing at game knowledge and other silly things.

Who is that mysterious pony watering the plants in the Crystal Empire? Doesn't she know it's snowing outside?

The origins of Garden Hose, written for the SFNW's 6th contest.

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/916/school-for-new-writers/thread/244227/announcement-s6-premiere-short-story-contest

The Sun is the Son of Princess Celestia.

Literally.

As you can imagine, having a celestial object for a child is quite a challenge.

There is sex but it isn't sexy or sexual.