In the wake of a harrowing experience in the caves beneath The Pie Farm, Pinkie Pie is left twice-cursed—first by disturbing visions, and then by a question: will she ever sleep again?
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Huge thanks to Chudo, RB, TMBT, Oblivion, Wayward, Smokinguy, and gapty for helping fine-tune the fic via prereading and editing.

Cover art done by MissTwipie.

It's freezing outside. Luckily, I have a Princess to keep me warm.

Originally written for the Quills and Sofa's Oct 11 Panic, where I completely deviated from the prompt in order to write something cozy.

It's quite odd for Rarity to encounter a garment she's unfamiliar with, though the ensemble she happened upon was unlike any other. Waiting until her shop was closed, finally having some peace and quiet to herself, she considers doing something sinful with her newfound outfit...

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When the annual Kiddie Kite flying competition comes to Ponyville, the CMC are eager to participate. They enlist Starlight Glimmer, and with her aid, seek to make the largest kite Equestria has ever seen.

Written for the Thousand Words Contest II

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This story is a sequel to The Truth Behind My Little Pony

Special thanks to MisterNick, who had little hand in writing this particular one, but writing any story in this universe and not crediting him is like creating a Donald Duck cartoon and not crediting Carl Barks. He's had such a big hand in creating this universe, and since nearly all of the original stories credit him as a co-writer, it would be rude to not acknowledge him.

Slightly bigger thanks to Casketbase77, who helped a great deal more with this one, both idea and grammar wise.

And of course, the biggest thanks to Opium4TmassS for creating the universe I write this in in the first place. Without his grace and prereading, this story would not exist. I have no idea how you hooked me onto this idea, but I must thank you; I greatly enjoyed reading this, and would recommend many of his own stories set in this universe to a curious reader, if they can deal with the grammatical and storytelling flaws inherent in earlier entries.

(Originally published on Fanfiction.net and Deviant Art. Based on a comic sketch by MatiasDiplinLps on Discord, in turn inspired by Potty Training the Princess by JAC59COl on Deviant Art. Contains mild flush and toilet vore, as well as mild potty humor. Rated Teen as a precaution.)

When Shining Armor happens to need to go to the bathroom, he decides to use it as a teaching opportunity to show Flurry Heart how to go potty like a proper pony. After all, children learn best by example.

However, Flurry Heart soon grows bored of sitting on her potty chair and decides to have a little fun. When the little one sees what looks like a treat, she tries to grab it, not realizing what it really is.

Before Shining knows it, he's being flushed down the toilet by his daughter! And Flurry doesn't seem to realize what she's doing to him. How will it all end for father and daughter?

While trying to find a missing pony, Twilight finds herself chased by something in the forest.

After the princesses, Derpy, and the Mane Six are all somehow turned into the toy versions of themselves, they end up in a daycare center at the mercy of human toddlers.

An alien scientist is startled when Pinkie Pie stumbles across his ship in the woods near Ponyville. For him Pinkie is a problem: he's not allowed to make contact with intelligent natives.

Pinkie Pie is overjoyed when she stumbles across an alien spaceship in the woods near Ponyville. For her the alien is a new friend, to be given a Welcome to Ponyville party with all sorts of treats.

Of course, the alien is really alien- a methane-breather who can't leave his refrigerated ship. His biochemistry is very different from a pony's. Can Pinkie Pie find something he can eat that isn't poison? And can he keep other ponies from finding his hiding place and forcing him to leave before he's had his party?

Tied for second place in the Science Fiction Contest II. First draft released early as a Patreon exclusive, now posted here in edited form for everybody.

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Breathe. In. Out.

Never lose yourself in your yard-crossing yearnings. Always make sure the fire in your heart doesn't burn your lungs.

And most importantly... know that your hoof-falls are for more than just your benefit.

Contest entry for the Autumn Contest of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting group. Thanks to LostInFandom, Snow Quill, Atom Smash, and Hat Man for pre-reading.