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They Stab It with their Steely Knives,but They Just Can't Kill the Beast · 12:16am Feb 18th, 2019
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Shout-out:
- I met Undome Tinwe in a small Hungarian forest back in 1945. The winter had been rough that year, and food was scarce—so, late one night, I ventured out to find wild berries. Undome Tinwe mistook me for a deer and shot me in the leg. Noticing I was human-shaped, he stopped in a panic, and asked who I was. I told him, and Undome Tinwe immediately shot me five more times in the head and then beat me with the butt of his rifle until it broke.
- Jeffb and I fought together against a beast from behind the stars. After stabbing its black rotten heart, I asked hey are you gonna f**k that? Jeffb said excuse me, what? I said I mean, I’ve been pretty lonely since I lost my wife. He asked are you talking about the putrid corpse of the Old God? Are you going to f**k the putrid corpse of an Old God because you lost your wife. I said look I didn’t come here to be judged, I just think it’d be a waste not to. He said you're my blood brother and the first thing you tell me after we save the world is that you want to shove the putrid corpse of an Old God up your OH GOD YOU’RE DOING IT AT LEAST WAIT TILL I’M DONE JESUS.
- Emlyn Costilov received an invitation to my private island in 2012, and accepted without hesitation, saying they’d been aching for a real challenge for a while. I welcomed them with a morbid spectacle: a human-sized chess board, where the pieces were the chained members of Emlyn’s family. I said, every time a piece dies, the human dies! So far, nobody has managed to beat me. Will you? And Emlyn smiled, and said, I can’t. But he can. Then they stepped to the side, and out the cage came Undome Tinwe and he said I BOUGHT A NEW GUN, and I replied OH GOD NO NOT YOU AGAIN and he beat the living shit out of me with the butt of his rifle.
They're all my $5 tier Patrons (or higher), and I love them dearly. This is how I do shout-outs.
I am not a clever man.
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#oh my god editing this was a nightmare
#I like these 'aragon literally just posts fucking screenshots of how he talks in discord so people can see that he is Actually Like That Sadly'
#because technically they're easy to write
#but also I spend like
#seventeen hours in MSPaint copypasting these motherfuckers
#so I can create a million tiny pictures
#I should really learn how to do photoshop or some shit I dunno
For context regarding the blog: some people were RPing in the writing-help room in Fimfiction's Discord server. I PMd a moderator and asked if I could fuck around a bit to annoy them out. The mod gave me a thumb's up.
'But god, at what cost' has been a running joke in my usual server ever since this shit went down.
Oh yeah, and that Patreon shoutout at the end also appears at the end of my latest story. I posted it here again cause, let's be honest. That latest story is 90k. Statistically, you hadn't seen it. And I like it! It's a good shoutout.
FUCKING HILARIOUS, DO MORE!!!
You have a server?
my lungs hurt
But, god, at what cost.
You did good. Now... write them.
You wished to write and share this.
Your story is a tragedy. Now your gift, is also your curse.
Because you got what you wanted, and now you know the cost.
But at what cost
God is dead
I want to save this. How should I go about in doing so?
Okay, I'm totally and completely lost here.
this is fucking gold
This is apparently what I miss by not being on discord much anymore.
Hmm, how about Cystplaced?
A dude goes to a con dressed as a wad of meat.
The dude gets transported to Equestria as a sapient tumour on somepony's dong.
He gets what he wants, for he is frequently inside a mare.
But at what cost? For he is literally cancer.
Side note: have you ever tried being a DM? 'Cause you sound like you would be the greatest DM ever.
i read the whole thing
the story is a tragedy
Jesus Christ, Ara, why must I shed tears of laughter every single friggin' time I read one of your blogs.
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You could bookmark it, but
god
at what cost.
I'm just going to say now I'm disappointed by the lack of comments going "Hey! Hotel California!"
I subscribed to Aragon for the Aragon content. I got exactly what I wanted, but at what cost?
AT
WHAT
COST
Aragon goes to fimfic dressed as comedy gold
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Anyway, I was literally rolling on the floor in the middle of my living room by about the 3/4 mark. My family was greatly disturbed. And worst of all, there was no real way for me to explain what was so funny.
So like, good job, I think?
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My thoughts exactly. I was laughing so hard I was crying by the end of this. Excellent!
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Like, $17.55 maybe?
Must be the best 20 minutes.
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You rally should have used GM because I feel like Aragon is the sort who’d purposefully use the other meaning of the title.
And also yes. A million times yes would I watch Aragon be in charge of a TTRP. The pure torture the players would go through would make it worth it.
Aragon, this is from August
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Stop. Please get some help.
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I'm not sure if I'm grateful that he spared us for half a year or resentful that he inflicted it upon us anyway.
I'm going to go with both. At some unspecified cost.
Listplaced: guy goes to a con dressed as one of Twilight’s to-do lists
Buys a fancy pen to check himself off
Winds up in Equestria, as a sentient but silent to-do list
But
In the claws of the creature he hates most
Spike, the spoiler.
Until Twilight finally takes the list from him to add a few more items at the end
But every stroke of the pen feels like a knife in his skin.
It’s a tragedy.
Because now that he finds himself in the magical glow of his favorite pony, she’s literally torturing him.
Then, when he’s finally checked off...
Shredded.
He got what he wanted, but
God
At what cost?
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Honestly? It deserves both, Majin contributed.
GODDAMMIT SYEEKOH, GODDAMMIT ARAGON!!!
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Numbers, you're a hero for doing this!
* reads all of that with his own two eyes*
*blinks*
*blinks again*
*head desk*
These are from August. Why am I seeing them just now?
I feel cheated.
Dude, just use Gyazo. It'll save you those 17 hours next time.
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Does your shitposting know no bounds?
Weird flex, but okay.
I don't know what Displaced is.
Thank Celestia.
We need to get some extract of Aragon, a little GAPJaxie seasoning, and bake it in a Cold In Gardez.
But at what cost.
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A tragedy.
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I got lazy. This one was hard to edit.
I mean look at how many pictures are in here! It was at least an hour's worth of work. An entire hour. I can do so much stupid shit in that hour, dude. Writing a blog from scratch is legitimately easier than doing this.
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GOD. AT WHAT COST?
I’m in class I can’tbe laughing at this so I kinda just
Fell out of my chair
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Yeah, you can make another fic.
/dab
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The sequel can be ………………………
wait for it …
… Brisplaced.
Futa medusa guy is the mohel.
This, THIS is your medium.
but
Jesus Aragon, my sides... oh my sides... they've ascended to another plane
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Thanks, I hate it
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Tell us the truth; you tried to put this post together in Microsoft Word, and every time you moved an image everything went to Hell.
In November you decided to just set everything as center-justified.
Microsoft Word proceeded to place every image in the same place on the same page.
Подери тебя Дискорд, Арагон. Вот подери тебя блять Дискорд. What the hell do you doing to come up with this stuff? Every time I think I've seen everything, you show up and create something I couldn't even dream of in a delusional dream. Why you deflovered my mind, and why i want more?
I dont know how to feel about this, but I love it.