Yep, the old Fanfic hater, wrote a fanfic.

Well, calling it a fanfic would be overkill. I got bored, had an interesting Idea and just put words to a page. First fanfic ever and my first ever story in... 5-6 years. So yes, I'm a bit rusty. Pretty much just a time sync. Point out flaws, I may change them or I may just leave them be. I really don't expect to be writing any more but, who knows, if you like it (First of all what's wrong with you), go ahead and say so.