I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
Sometimes it’s nice to take a break. Or leave it all behind.
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.
My name is Neon Party. I come from the My Little Pony Universe, and I live in a town called Stalia.
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.
Music "enthusiast", a weirdly nice guy to talk to, has a hat rack, active imagination yet weak at applying it into words, tries to do things while "in the moment" and not thinkthings through.
I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
I'm just here to collect the Rent check and be on my way. I'm not "back".
[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.