Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
I'm back 4 years later to apologize to everyone who read my stories this is really fucking cringeworthy lmao
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.
How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.
There's absolutely nothing that I have to lose, and there's nothing that can be done to knock me any lower; what possible weakness can the weakest of the weakest possess?
As I stroke each letter key The only thing that concerns me Is that my fingers dance so well To create a perfect story to tell
Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.
I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.