Horse words are the best words.

I write clopfics and clopfic accessories. Nothing else, really.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

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I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

I am never serious.

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

Original Works. It was a good run.

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I am a young writer living in NH. I write stories about my favorite character, Twilight Sparkle.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.