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ThePinkedWonder


Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

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After giving up her plans to get revenge on Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends for ruining her goal for "Equality", Starlight Glimmer prepared herself to be punished for what she did.

At least, she prepared for a more traditional punishment. However, Twilight has other plans for Starlight Glimmer. It may or may not be a...stunner.

Takes place near the end of the season five finale, of course.

It's worth noting that this story is completely unrelated to my "Nopony Interrupts My FRIENDSHIP SPEECH, Starlight Glimmer!!" story. Unlike that story, this story has the events of the season 5 premiere go as it did in the canon show.

EDIT: Featured on 09/05/19!!

In case you think I'm a Starlight Glimmer hater, I'm not. She's actually one of my favorite characters, but I couldn't resist having some fun with her with this story. So follow GlimGlam fans, this story just for laughs, and I'm not planning on messing with Starlight like this in more stories after this one.

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Cornered by Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends, who just got their Cutie Marks back, Starlight Glimmer thought Twilight was ready to "bore" her with a friendship speech.

However, thinking of how Starlight interrupted her earlier friendship speech attempt by yelling at her to be QUIET, Twilight wasn't planning to give a speech this time. Not least, not quite like the ones you would usually think of.

This may not end well for the former ruler of "Our Town" if she doesn't start running!

This takes places in part 2 of the season 5 premiere...obviously.

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After Eric Reed and Spike returned to Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle, they found Starlight Glimmer motionless and unresponsive. Eric and Spike try to use what they know about Starlight to figure out what made her become frozen in place and "unfreeze" her.

However, nothing they do bring their friend out of her unresponsive state. What happened to Starlight, and why is she unable to break free from her odd paralysis? Could there be more to it than meets the eye...?

This story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story. However, it's not required to read it first to understand the story (and laugh) other than to learn the human OC Eric Reed's backstory, how and why is he in Equestria, and how his bonds with the other characters formed.

But here's the link if you're interested, and it's an 18-chapter story.

A Giant Adventure to Equestria

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This story was inspired by Twilight Did WHAT?!

Suddenly hearing Pinkie Pie screaming, Eric Reed ran as fast as possible to Sugarcube Corner, where he discovers a heavily distraught Pinkie.

Pinkie claims that she did "something awful" by mistake, and when she tells Eric what it is, he can't believe his ears!

However, the context of what Pinkie said she did might be a little different from what she actually did, even if it's still...murder?!



This story takes place after the events of my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not required to read it first to understand this story. All you need to know is who Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle are.

However, if you want to check it out and learn the OC human character's Eric Reed's backstory, how and why he's in Equestria, and how his bonds with the other characters formed, here's the link, and it's an 18-chapter story.

A Giant Adventure to Equestria

Last but definitely not least, special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for proofreading this story

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Realizing he left something in his bedroom, Eric Reed tries to get to his room in Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle as quickly as possible. He needs to get them out before Twilight sees them and does who-knows-what. Quite possibly to him.

However, Twilight's taken the role of an "Equestrian big sister" to Eric and he trusts her deeply, so Eric having something that he badly doesn't want one of the ponies he trusts the most to see is highly unusual. What saucy thing could the guy be keeping in that room that he doesn't want his "big sis" to see, and why is he so scared of what she'll do if she sees them?



This story takes place after my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not required to read it to understand this story (and laugh) other than to learn the human OC Eric Reed's backstory, how and why he's in Equestria, and how his bonds with the other characters formed, including his brother-sister friendship with Twilight. However, here's the link to it if you'll want to check it out, and it's a 18-chapter story.

A Giant Adventure to Equestria

Last but not least, special thanks to Donnnnn for proofreading this story.

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Princess Celestia and Princess Luna grew tired of always being on the sidelines and finally wanted to get in on the fun of adventures that Princess Twilight Sparkle and her friends always have, and start helping out more.

At least, that's what they said was the reason. But one of Twilight's friends felt the real reason was something else entirely. And as it turns out, it was because of something else that made the two Princesses want to be helpful and have adventures. Or someONE else, "Him", and Celestia and Luna decide to fess up.

And not only that, Twilight has a BIG secret of her own that may also be revealed by the royal sisters...

Last but not least, special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for proofreading this story.

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Eric Reed has been stuck in Equestria for months, but he had always found it too weird to look at ponies in a romantic way, so he accepted he'd never have a romantic relationship.

Until now. He finally develops a crush on a mare and wants to ask her out...except he has one little problem: he's awful at asking out anyone/anypony he really likes! But with help from his friends and their varying advice (Even she will try to help!) he tries to ask out his pony crush.

But with his nerves, will any kind of advice help him not embarrass himself?

Yes?

No?

Maybe?



This story takes place after my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not required to read it first to understand this story, other than to learn about the backstory of the OC human character Eric Reed, how and why he's in Equestria, and how his bonds with the other characters formed. However, here's the link to it if you'll want to check it out, and it's a 18-chapter story.

A Giant Adventure to Equestria

Also, special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for proofreading chapters 1-4 of this story

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When an unconscious "brony" is found in Equestria, he is bought to the Royal Castle by Princess Twilight Sparkle. When he wakes up, he is surprised to see three of the "characters" of one of his favorite cartoons in front of him.

But when offered the chance to ask questions, he takes it and asks the trio questions. A lot of questions. None are how to get back to his world but instead are mainly about their "questionable" moments.

He may be surprised about what he'll get for asking those questions...

Special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for proofreading this story.

06//06/19 Oh my Celestia this made the featured list! :pinkiegasp: Thanks so much, and glad you liked it!

06/07/19 Wow, reached 1,000 views in less than 2 days!

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While reading together and talking, Eric Reed makes a "brother-sister" bet with his Equestrian "big sister" Twilight Sparkle that she couldn't go one week without reading anything, and she takes the bet.

At first, Twilight does all right without reading, but as the week goes on, the Princess of Friendship becomes more and more unstable. If she keeps it up, it'll be "Lesson Zero" all over again!

But this time, Twilight's an Alicorn, and if she loses it again, Princess Celestia won't fly in to save the day.

Oh, buck.

Good luck, everypony. Good luck.

This story takes place after my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not required to read it first to understand this story (and laugh at the mayhem somepony will cause) other than to learn more on the backstory of the OC human character Eric Reed, how and why he's in Equestria, and how his brother-sister friendship with Twilight formed. However, here's the link to it if you'll want to check it out, and it's a 18-chapter story,

A Giant Adventure to Equestria

Also special thanks to TheHardie-Boy for suggestions to the story.

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Princess Celestia and Princess Luna wanted to retire from their Royal duties, and place Princess Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applejack as Equestria's new rulers. But after more thought, they realized that it may be too much too soon for Twilight and her friends.

But after Twilight and the others were back at Twilight's castle, as they talked, they eventually figured out that they may be much more ready than they gave themselves credit for, except maybe Rainbow Dash.

Unfortunately, there was another very important fact that they, even Twilight, all overlooked, and may not be discovered until it's too late...

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