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"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."

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Twilight was trying a new spell. It backfired.
She lost six test subjects and is fighting guilt and sorrow. She calls her friends together so she can confess her horrible crime....


(Its not what you might think. Or maybe it is.)

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OMG!!! this was the best thing ever!!!! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

... I went through quite a list of what Twilight destroyed, starting with her friends before reading and going through small animals and even figurines. This... this was not what I expected.

I expected books at the moment she mentioned relatives.

Totally called it. When he said this was a totally random and stupid story I knew that it was gonna be books.

Thank you rikithemonk for teaching me about using spoilers. :twilightsmile:

9184013
Spoilers, really!?

It managed to get on the front page and you spoil it?

9184036
Whoops. Sowwy. :applecry:

I changed it to be spoiler free.

Ahh, this was a good dose of comedy. I wonder how I haven't come across a Twilight as comedically ridiculous as this in the same way before. This type of over-sentimental Twilight has definitely been written before.

Regardless, I found this very funny. :pinkiehappy:

Totally hilarious!

I know that feeling. I lost my Chrysalis plushie 3 weeks ago. May she rest in peace.

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Your Chrysalis plushie? Chrysalis??? As in, the changeling that attacked Canterlot and nearly destroyed all of it? As in, kidnapped all of Equestria's princesses so she could take over?

THAT Chrysalis???

How could you, AmanDash? How could you betray the ponies of Equestria by consorting with one of their worst enemies? Plushie or no. How could you??


Ahem. That being said...

I do not regret the loss of your plushie.

I'm sorry, but I don't.
:pinkiegasp::rainbowhuh::twilightoops::raritywink:

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Yes, that Chrysalis, queen of the changelings. Not the one who is secretly a pony with shape-shifting abilities who wanted to perform a coup and take over Equestria AND the Changeling Empire :P

9189610
I'm pretty sure I read that in the Chryssie story you wrote. ♪♫:rainbowkiss:

Hmmm ... mixed feelings on this. A great subversion of expectations. But how the naming was done ... and the speed of the subversion. It kinda fell flat for me. Still a pretty decent fic. Definitely upvote worthy.

Argh, you got me, I could have sworn she destroyed plushies. But then again, books are like plushies to Twilight, so I should have expected that.

DAMMIT, I fell for it, I thought she had killed real ponies

I got a good laugh out of this! It even inspired me to write a variation to this a little while back, but I couldn't find this story again until now.

Its exactly as i expected but its also still very funny

They are too damaged.

Ah, ok, non-living subjects. Books, I'm guessing? Especially since Spike is snickering?

Initially I thought that Twi blew up the girls, via a destructive teleport spell.
Like, she blew them up, and they re-formed in another location, without memory of death. And the plot twist was that she was talking to the ponies she "killed".

Then she said that she knew those friends from when she was a filly, and I was like "...did she became friends with her literal book-worms?" (the idea of Moondancer&Crew did not come to my mind.

But Twi-saying-her-friends-are-too-damaged (instead of injured, hurt, or such) made me sure her friends were not alive in the first place.

I will now continue reading and see if I guessed right.

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