Twilight did not wake up to a bad day. It happened after she hears of something new and absolutely horrifying.
Needless to say, she does not take it well...
(Not what you might be thinking. Or is it? We'll see...)
Note: I make no apologies for this story.
I had a feeling that's what it was leading up to.
And here I was thinking it was fanfiction. This is even better though.
If it were up to Twilight, she'd try to research a way for her to well, research without sleeping.
Heh! I got my hands on the first draft of this--and the note from the admins that unless this part was changed, it would have to have DARK and GORE tags
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Uh...not what I...what did...how...
DID YOU SERIOUSLY ADD SOMETHING GORY TO MY WONDERFUL TALE????!
I WILL END YOU. SLOWLY. PAINFULLY. COMPLETELY. UNLESS YOU APOLOGISE IMMEDIATELY FOR SUCH ATROCIOUS BEHAVIOUR.
I hope you liked the story!
(I MEAN IT. APOLOGISE!)
At first, I thought somepony had defaced/destroyed a book, but when the paper bag came, I then thought that she saw some quesadillas. Decaffeinated coffee, though, I didn't think of that. (Probably because I don't really rely on caffeine except for really important/bad days.)
Anyway, decaffeinated coffee was first made by Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge, but that was for science. The first one for commerce (which also happened to be by accident) was by Ludwig Roselius.
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Oh, I love the story.
And I apologize for hacking your first draft. Really, I'm sorry.
One thing that has been glossed over by most previous commentators is this simple, unvarnished fact.
Twilight isn't wrong.
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Something about that apology seems off... But I'll accept it.
FOR NOW.
But I am keeping an eye on you, buster!
I went to Google Search, and it turns out Ludwig Roselius invented decaf.
Cap.
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move to next line of dialogue.
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same as above.
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*dies laughing*.
Same here, whoever invented decaf is the worlds most evil super villain. And needs to be punished as such, honestly. With that ending, I fully get Twilight's reaction.
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to the MOON WITH HIM!!!!
Decaf ranks just in front of Coke zero.
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Some people like the taste of coffee without the energy rush.
Personally I don't like coffee, or bacon, but das just me.
Decaf is ok if its evening and you want to sleep soon and your thirsty and water would be too cold.