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"Everything in the world is either coffee or not coffee."

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Twilight did not wake up to a bad day. It happened after she hears of something new and absolutely horrifying.

Needless to say, she does not take it well...

(Not what you might be thinking. Or is it? We'll see...)

Note: I make no apologies for this story.

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I had a feeling that's what it was leading up to.

And here I was thinking it was fanfiction. This is even better though.

If it were up to Twilight, she'd try to research a way for her to well, research without sleeping.

"I see nothing physically wrong, aside from a large bruise on the back of her head and some blood seeping out of her ears," she said. "Nothing has worked to get her out of this?"

"Not so far, Princess." Applejack replied. "Yellin', makin' noise, Pinkie's loudest party popper...an' even Dash hittin' her on the head didn't work worth a lick." Celestia arched an eyebrow and looked at all of them.

Heh! I got my hands on the first draft of this--and the note from the admins that unless this part was changed, it would have to have DARK and GORE tags :rainbowwild:

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Uh...not what I...what did...how...

DID YOU SERIOUSLY ADD SOMETHING GORY TO MY WONDERFUL TALE????!


I WILL END YOU. SLOWLY. PAINFULLY. COMPLETELY. UNLESS YOU APOLOGISE IMMEDIATELY FOR SUCH ATROCIOUS BEHAVIOUR.:pinkiecrazy:


I hope you liked the story! :pinkiehappy:


(I MEAN IT. APOLOGISE!:pinkiecrazy:)

At first, I thought somepony had defaced/destroyed a book, but when the paper bag came, I then thought that she saw some quesadillas. Decaffeinated coffee, though, I didn't think of that. (Probably because I don't really rely on caffeine except for really important/bad days.)

Anyway, decaffeinated coffee was first made by Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge, but that was for science. The first one for commerce (which also happened to be by accident) was by Ludwig Roselius.

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Oh, I love the story. :pinkiehappy:

And I apologize for hacking your first draft. Really, I'm sorry. :fluttershysad:

:trollestia:

One thing that has been glossed over by most previous commentators is this simple, unvarnished fact.

Twilight isn't wrong.

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Something about that apology seems off...:rainbowhuh: But I'll accept it.

FOR NOW.

But I am keeping an eye on you, buster! :rainbowdetermined2:

I went to Google Search, and it turns out Ludwig Roselius invented decaf.

"How long did ya say she's been standin' like that?" Applejack asked Spike, who had rushed to collect all the Element bearers in a complete panic.

Cap.
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"Oh, I hope we can get her out of this soon!" Fluttershy said worriedly. "I don't like seeing her like this!" Celestia smiled.

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"Yeah." Applejack said. "Just what in tarnation got ya in that state, anyhow??" Twilight's eyes flashed dangerously.

same as above.
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Decaf is my mortal enemy. Whoever thought of it deserves to perish horribly.:pinkiecrazy::flutterrage:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: *dies laughing*.

Same here, whoever invented decaf is the worlds most evil super villain. And needs to be punished as such, honestly. With that ending, I fully get Twilight's reaction.

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to the MOON WITH HIM!!!!

Decaf ranks just in front of Coke zero.

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Some people like the taste of coffee without the energy rush.
Personally I don't like coffee, or bacon, but das just me.

Decaf is ok if its evening and you want to sleep soon and your thirsty and water would be too cold.

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