Realizing he left something in his bedroom, Eric Reed tries to get to his room in Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle as quickly as possible. He needs to get them out before Twilight sees them and does who-knows-what. Quite possibly to him.
However, Twilight's taken the role of an "Equestrian big sister" to Eric and he trusts her deeply, so Eric having something that he badly doesn't want one of the ponies he trusts the most to see is highly unusual. What saucy thing could the guy be keeping in that room that he doesn't want his "big sis" to see, and why is he so scared of what she'll do if she sees them?
This story takes place after my "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" story, but it's not required to read it to understand this story (and laugh) other than to learn the human OC Eric Reed's backstory, how and why he's in Equestria, and how his bonds with the other characters formed, including his brother-sister friendship with Twilight. However, here's the link to it if you'll want to check it out, and it's a 18-chapter story.
A Giant Adventure to Equestria
Last but not least, special thanks to Donnnnn for proofreading this story.
Gud.
Definitely your funniest story thus far
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thanks!
Man, you're writing stories left and right
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I wouldn't quite say that. This was a story I started working on around 3 weeks ago and I just finished it around the same time as the other one.
Ha-Ha!!! That was not what I was expecting! Nice work!
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Thanks!
But what if I want to "go in" Twilight?
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I would think twice if it's this Twilight. You might get a left hook from Eric if you do because he can be protective of Twilight when it does to guys getting...ideas.
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I mean, the title's warning me not to "go in" Twilight, so I had to express my defiance.
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Until you mentioned it. I didn't even think the title could be looked at like that. Maybe I should've added a comma before "Twilight" in the title. In fact, I think I will
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Commas are the difference between "I'm going to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I'm going to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse."
I was not expecting that
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And that was the idea!
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I thought it was gonna be a birthday present for twilight not good food
Twilight is more scared of ladybugs than quesadillas, considering she constantly ran away from them, anyway, I though what was left in the room were ladybugs anyway XD
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it didn't show in this story, but these short stories take place during the season seven timeline. And Eric's brony, so since the events of season 8's yet to happen, he doesn't know about Twilight's phobia of Ladybugs, because she never told him even though they're extremely close.
In fact, I'm actually trying to think of a way to use that fact in a future story, if I can.
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So Eric only knows about season 7, not season 8, so he doesn't know of any danger in the future, oh well, I wonder what will he do in the school of friendship, Janitor? XD, teacher? perhaps Cozy Glow could trick him, worst seduce him Xd, anyway, crazy thoughts aside, I will be waiting for sequels :D.
I thought he left his porn out.
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Not gonna lie, that’s what I thought at first when I was proofreading this
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She walked in, and found his body pillow Waifu.
Hahahaha I thought it would be something a little more inappropriate never saw that coming lol. Can't wait for the next one
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Glad my little misdirection worked!
Not even read it yet, and I'm already laughing at that picture of Twilight!
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Better yet, a body pillow of Celestia waifu!
Right before the screaming started, the thought popped into my head that it was a damaged book of some sort, but yeah, I guess quesadillas work as well.
Well.. this is hilarious!
Nice job on this - you have me hooked 
But Twilight, what if Princess Celestia heard?
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Glad you liked it and got a good laugh out of it!
actually she is
And here I thought it was either going to be a damaged/written on book, or a meat based food. But this was better.
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Just hope the quesadillas didn’t have bacon bits in them
The Stuff her little bro doesn't want to her to see...Mostly it's
would be 18+ stuff if you are dirty mindedeither way stuff that he took from her or someone else, but then i got just 1 Thought that i learned from the Fandom, BEFORE I GOT TO THE REVELATION! Quesadillas!!!I just then began to laugh and continued to read and then laughed even harder when i knew that i was right!
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Funny thing is, he probably would have reacted in a similar way if he did have some...18+ stuff hidden in his room. He would want to keep his big sisters from seeing it mostly more due to embarrassment; Starlight at least would have teased him mercilessly over it
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That's just too true, and obviously we have enough here around us who would react that way or similar
OOOHHH....THE HORROR !!!!