'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'
Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.
I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...
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Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!
A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.
I'm a pegasister who just can't get enough pony magic in her life!
"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
These battle scars, don’t look like they’re fading ,Don’t look like they’re ever going away. They ain't never gonna change. These battle scars.....
I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.
Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.
Occasionally, I get the urge to write about candy-colored mini-horses.
Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."