A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Pspspspss- I’m literally never active anymore XD Moo#5317 Have my discord handle
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
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And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.
I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
afternoon walk enlightenment and reading books about war and killing also economy and religion and politics and the world affair like history anything almost anything like school go to school
Der Den Dem, Die Die Der, Das Das Dem, Die Die Den
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. " -The Hat Mann
I am a simple teenage gamer who is very weak and is quite shy. Until one day a demon had came into my aid in a certain event( i will explain that in one of my stories) and now became a hero to help.
Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
This is very old. This is the remnants of my cringy past - go stalk my Tumblr instead. ;) XPShowHost