pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Later

Starlight Glimmer is best pony!

8000 soldiers!

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Grandma don't look

I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Move along, move along.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

I like ponies.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

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Shut up. Just write.