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Goat Licker


Later

Mar
2nd
2018

No, I am working on it! I promise! · 11:57pm Mar 2nd, 2018

See! Look:

Here, have a preview:

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Jul
24th
2017

Work happened, and it was awful · 1:11am Jul 24th, 2017

I'm sorry for the long delay.

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May
20th
2017

Coming soon: chapter! Full of acts! Scenes in those acts! Story! · 10:44pm May 20th, 2017

I finished the next chapter of Cultural Norms (I'm going to call it Ponyville Flat Affect) at 12,000 words. Editing phase is a go, which usually means cutting scenes that don't work while adding descriptions and proof reading (which I'm bad at, if all those spelling corrections in the comments section are anything to go by).
So, no, it won't be posted today. I am aiming at next week, assuming I don't stumble across some awful plot hole that needs to be plugged.

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May
8th
2017

My drunk neighbor shot his gun at the wall and the bullet went up my butthole · 10:49pm May 8th, 2017

Fortunately, my rectal tumors stopped it from burrowing further and killing me (I also found out I have rectal cancer. Oh well.). I've had to go through months of surgery, and even more months of recovery, and here I am.
Anyway, that's why Cultural Norms is "late".

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Jan
4th
2017

Media I consumed in 2016, volume 2: Fiction Books · 2:20am Jan 4th, 2017

I read more than this, but this is all I felt like writing about.

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Jan
1st
2017

Media I consumed in 2016, volume 1: Nonfiction Books · 11:30pm Jan 1st, 2017

Be sure to stick around for uneducated, unstructured opinions with little depth due to my blurb-like style!

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Dec
30th
2016

Thanks, anonymous illustrator · 12:24pm Dec 30th, 2016

It's always nice when a drawist takes your request.

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Dec
25th
2016

I sure am glad the Chinese buffets are open · 8:31pm Dec 25th, 2016

I get to have a Christmas meal of greasy, overly sweet "Chinese" food with a bunch of other loners, losers, derelicts, and poors! No, not failures... they go to the soup kitchen. Or die on the streets, but at least there's a choice, right?

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Nov
10th
2016

Pardon my preachiness · 10:28pm Nov 10th, 2016

Stopping real-life contact with friends, and especially family, only because they voted differently is cult behavior. Please don't fall for it.

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Oct
18th
2016

Shin Godzilla was awesome · 12:25am Oct 18th, 2016

Saw it Thursday night. Go see it if you get the chance.

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