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Goat Licker


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May
8th
2017

My drunk neighbor shot his gun at the wall and the bullet went up my butthole · 10:49pm May 8th, 2017

Fortunately, my rectal tumors stopped it from burrowing further and killing me (I also found out I have rectal cancer. Oh well.). I've had to go through months of surgery, and even more months of recovery, and here I am.
Anyway, that's why Cultural Norms is "late".

None of that actually happened.
But really, no one knows who I am, I could make up all sorts of goofy crap on why I'm late with this chapter. I don't want to do that, though. Even with my anonymity, I'd rather be open with you guys.
I drank antifreeze that had spilled on the garage floor and was in a coma for the last six months. My owners were so happy when I came out of if that they didn't beat me with a rolled-up newspaper, and even gave me some milk bones. It was cool.
I'm not actually a dog
Okay, so it was because I didn't want to write MLP fanfiction for awhile. I guess discouragement is the word here. I don't feel like going into detail here (so much for bragging about anonymity) because it's a bunch of whiny garbage, but I was in the dumps for some reason or another, especially when it came to writing Cultural Norms. I'm over it, I guess. That's about as much self-reflection as you'll ever get out of me.
The past three days have delivered up 4,000 words on the next chapter of Cultural Norms. Another 4,000, and it'll be ready for editing, and then posting. I'm aiming for it to be up next week. After that, we'll return to slice-of-life chapters for awhile.

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Comments ( 19 )

Well, I for one think it's shameful that you'd make light of rectal cancer.




SHAMEFUL

good boy

sit!

I was just going through my favorites on the weekend and wondered when CN would be updated. Obviously I had an influence on you and therefore take all the credit.

4525270
I've got to say, your avatar's expression fits the blog post rather well.

So, your neighbor has a gun? :pinkiegasp:

Hmm, do you thank the cancer for saving your life from the bullet, or do you thank the bullet for saving you by letting you know that you have ass cancer? :trixieshiftright:

I know it was a joke, but still...

Big deal I had a 88.9mm rocket up the ass in the war and you don't here me bitching about it. Write more!!!!

I don't know who you are, but I like you already.

Tis been awhile since I heard anything from this little corner

Listen, a shot dog with ass cancer and antifreeze poisoning can still type, right? Right. So enough excuses and we'll see you when the chapter comes out. Good to hear from you... also that.

4525281
How about you leave my love life out of this.

4525334
Well then, I must dedicate this song to you.

4525376
Disgusted Megan goes well with a lot of things, I've noticed.

4525440
Of course he has a gun. In Mississippi, everyone has a gun except me.

4525446
I think that if I never knew about it, then nothing would have ever happened.

4525472
*writing more in progress*

4525946
Ew, gross.

4525974
And now I just can't shut up.

4526252
Roger that, and thanks.

4526391

Keep going, its been simply AGES since anything has come from you, material or otherwise

4526391

Of course he has a gun. In Mississippi, everyone has a gun

Same here in Arizona -if by everyone you mean "White Folks"

The Democrats keep trying to pass laws that background checks have to include medical records. They have this stupid idea that "crazy people shouldn't have guns". But, Republicans are too smart to allow that infringement of the 2nd amendment. After all, you never know when the British will decide to invade again & we must be prepared.

It's good to have you among the living

D48

I guess discouragement is the word here.

Yeah, that's a recurring problem with good authors. The show has gone completely to shit at this point, and good authors just can't ignore it so it eats their motivation. :facehoof:

Hey, its all good man. Sometimes, things go well and other times ya gotta stop and take loads of drugs to make it through the day.

4526391 I know, right? No amount of bleach can fix this.

4526473
I'll do my best, thank you.

4526602
Mississippi has the highest percentage of elected black officials in the USA, and they sometimes counteract the good 'ol boy system (which somehow keeps clinging to life). So yes, everyone has guns. Meanwhile, the democrats here don't even dare to breath the word "gun control".

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Thanks!

4527775
And now I'm discouraged again. Thanks a lot.

4527987
I'm going to build a sensory deprivation chamber in my back yard and take ketamine in it so I can recreate Altered States.

4529822
It may be a Drano problem.

D48

4540627 Happy to help! :scootangel:

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