If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
im an Aussie 18 yr old, just left school, love ponies(obviously), metal, TF2, Pokemon, Borderlands, Dark Souls and conspiracy theories...
"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004
Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Been offline for a long while, but returning soon?
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.
I'm the professor, a pony of sorts, but i'm also a Time Lord!
I enjoy spending my free time jotting down ideas for new stories, though most of them either go into the trash bin or are left unfinished. Nonetheless, I hope you all enjoy the works that I publish.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."
Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.
Hey there, TehMrWolfy here! I would like to inform you all that short bios suck big monkey nuts. So as a brief bio, I am a 18 year old dude who's pathetic ass dream is to be a writer, that is all.
Sub-Par author with a somewhat light-hearted and silly writing style.
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...