Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Make it Snappy Cappy!

My name is Thomas Cross, and let it be known that the world did not break me.

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

post celestial civil war ... [data courruption] Void NO FURTHER DATA.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I love stories, arts, and honestly, Crossovers, Like Bleach, or Naruto -very VERY little Naruto though...- Harry Potter -LOVE IT!- and more!

I am EnderKyle, I have tried writing once before, It failed, so all work will be from my brother as I am paranoid as hell. Brother of ManyAssortedCheeses (who apparantly wants to say he's my alt...)

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Don't ever buy tickets to a con artists' convention. Chances are when you get there, no one else will be there...

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)