What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Just a writer trying his hand at a pony story or three, I hope you like them!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Spiral really has no idea what they're doing and they hope you like what you're reading.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I type stories using my hands

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?