The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Makes ponies cry

okay now kiss!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.