When I die, I want Pop Goes the Weasel to play at my funeral. That way, as the assistant is winding the crank, the audience stares in horrified expectation at my casket!

I aim to misbehave.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

Trainman2000's new account.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

For the love of the Gods! If you fav it, like/comment it! Same goes for dislikes!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.

I am a guy, and that's about all there is to me.

“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton

Not being the best? That's a decimating. Not wearing Chevrons? That's a decimating. Fighting for the Emperor? That's a decimating. Liking Imperial Fists? Oh...you better believe that's a decimating.

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Meem

A german guy doing his best to tell the tale of the Trail of a Shooting Star. If you like it, why not join the Ranger HQ group for possible sidestories? Or hunt for references?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

When Star Trek and Ponies collide, there can only be Q!

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

The Tumblr for Passports Won't Cover Universe Jumping

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

Avid brony. What else need be said?

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

What to do with my life now

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.