Urban Planner, TV Tropes contributer, and writer on the side.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Austria #1

Unicorn Developer

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Death God

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

I'm that one kid that made the infamous fanfic and gets called an asshole because other people are hypocrites.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reloading the Story Canon.

I am a MLP:FiM fan who lives in Canada. I'm still not completely open about being a brony and the only other person I know in real life who also like MLP:FiM is my sister.

*Enter interesting, witty, and smart bio here*

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I want to share a little story... (May post bio later...)