Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

There and back again.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I like ponies.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Ponies! :D

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!