Sometimes it's best to leave ancient myths in the past where they belong. Archaeologist Dry Bones, eager to fill his repertoire of discovering things of old, discovers this all too late.

Commission for Out of Place.

Light Switch's life is difficult.

His daily life includes him getting groped, flipped around, continuously being turned on or off, overworked, and dealing with feelings he doesn't understand.

It doesn't help he's not your average pony. In fact, he isn't even a pony.

[Warning, Macrophilia-related and various other fetish and taboo material ahead.]

An enlarged princess takes a stroll.

Driven to the darkest depths capable of his chaotic powers by his own doing, Discord is no more, but Accord now reigns. With his playful and trickster-like personality now replaced with a pessimistic one that now finds little to no worth in pony life, Equestria is doomed not just to chaos, but to desolation. City by city, town by town, village by village, all is left asunder and bare by this terrible new threat. It is evil at its barest essence, and many would agree, but would Discord?

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Quick Oneshot I wanted to try out with sunshinederp's(over on tumblr) version of a corrupted Discord.

Written before season three.

Of fur sleek and of shadows it seems. Of wings leathery, jagged and black. Of eyes that light up within the darkness. The Lunar Guard scours the night, not for ill purposes, but for the protection of its residence.

Discord holds the weekly meeting of the fan club for the television show 'My Little Human', a popular cartoon amongst fillies and foals, and especially adult ponies, nicknamed 'humonies'. The only members of their fanatic group? Himself and Lyra Heartstrings. Watch as they confound others with their love for the show, and the adventures it takes them on.

A semi-sequel to The Villains Anonymous Support Group.

This story is a sequel to Mischmasch

Disclaimer: Do you see a crossover tag up there? No. This has nothing to do with the James Bond character.

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With unforeseen circumstances and higher powers at play, Oddjob awakens from his long due nap. His eyes fall upon Equestria, only to find that he's been asleep for almost a decade. With a ragtag group of friends new and old, he is assigned to investigate mysterious going-ons across Equestria, granting him a chance to see the land he's so longingly loved. And heck, maybe he'll learn a lesson or two about friendship along the way?

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Rated T for some fighting, cursing and the like.

Luna has always known the tale of Hearth's Warming Eve, considering she was alive when the events transpired, but can she become accustomed to the modern day traditions that now revolve around the holiday?

Ever been bested by a sickeningly sweet pony, specifically one who wields the Elements of Harmony? Are you just tired of love and hope and kindness filling your world? I know I am. Come to the next meeting of Villains Anonymous, where no unjust deed of cruelty goes unrewarded. Discuss your beliefs of disaster and anarchy with your like-minded colleagues, speak of plans for your next big scheme for world domination, or just be a stuck-up jerk. Here at Villains Anonymous, all evil is welcome.

-Discord, The Spirit of Disharmony

P.S., Chrysalis, it's your turn to bring snacks.

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Updated 11/11/12

Seeing as how some of you want me to write more, I'll get on it soon.

"Imagine if you would, a perfect world, free of all of life's little sins and sufferings. Now imagine that you're living in this world now, totally free of any obligation or consequence of the reality you left behind. Would you take the chance to enter this perfect world? Click yes, or no, at the bottom of this page. Rules and restrictions do apply, only citizens within the boundaries of earth are eligible."

Disclaimer: Written long before 'Keep Calm and Flutter On' aired.

Warning! Shameless self-insert OC story ahead! Proceed at your own risk!

Does contain some language and violence from time to time~

I know there are some grammatical errors, but they will be fixed chapter by chapter once the story is completed.